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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:35 pm

To bad the camera stopped working just before.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkfU1JqmkHM
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:57 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:33 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:36 pm

The TRUE Story Behind The Story

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Postby Grammatron » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:43 am

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:12 am

Haha, joke's on them.

Everyone knows vegetables don't get to meet Jesus. :De_Bunk:
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Postby asthmatic camel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:00 pm

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Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:15 pm

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Postby Bruce » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:46 pm

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I used to call Veggie Tales, "Sneaky Jesus".

The first 3/4 of every show were silly songs and stories that had nothing to do with religion, then all the sudden, the vegetable are dressed as Persian sheep herders and quoting Bible verses. WTF? Sneaky Jesus!
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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:55 pm

Bruce wrote:The first 3/4 of every show were silly songs and stories that had nothing to do with religion, then all the sudden, the vegetable are dressed as Persian sheep herders and quoting Bible verses. WTF? Sneaky Jesus!


Is this a big thing somewhere other than where I grew up?

I had never heard of it before (just did a little googling).
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Postby Bruce » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:07 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Bruce wrote:The first 3/4 of every show were silly songs and stories that had nothing to do with religion, then all the sudden, the vegetable are dressed as Persian sheep herders and quoting Bible verses. WTF? Sneaky Jesus!


Is this a big thing somewhere other than where I grew up?

I had never heard of it before (just did a little googling).


It was big in the Mid-West during the early 2000's when my kids were little. We all loved the songs, none of which had any Jesus. I believe it's a gateway drug for indoctrinating toddlers. It was very popular among parents of toddlers for about 3 years, then they suddenly changed everything. Seems they must have fired all their animators, story writers, and voice actors. Perhaps they weren't Jesus enough? It lost popularity after that.

I particularly liked the Pirates That Don't Do Anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:46 am

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Postby Pyrrho » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:31 pm

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Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:35 pm

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