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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:32 pm



Who needs aliens? :roll:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:39 am

The making of the nauseatingly cutesy-poo spider. :)

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:35 am

The bright colors and spines say don't even think about touching much less eating me buster.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:52 am

I know it's fake (spiders don't have eyelids) but it's cute.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:26 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:17 am



Who needs aliens (bis)?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:03 am

Orchid= testicle, damn and I thought crab lice were bad.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:18 am

Witness wrote:

Who needs aliens (bis)?
Some of the creepy crawlies my waifu hates the most: caterpillars and preying mantises and you've posted particularly creepy versions of both on this page. Moths are another 苦手 of hers. :twisted:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:48 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Some of the creepy crawlies my waifu hates the most: caterpillars and preying [Sic--Ed.] mantises and you've posted particularly creepy versions of both on this page. Moths are another 苦手 of hers. :twisted:
But praying mantises EAT those creepy things!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:27 pm


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:29 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Some of the creepy crawlies my waifu hates the most: caterpillars and preying mantises and you've posted particularly creepy versions of both on this page. Moths are another 苦手 of hers. :twisted:
Moths are harmless, of course. Perhaps this one, which apparently can be found in Japan, will endear them to her?



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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:31 am

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:27 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:55 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:22 am

Mantis anecdote to follow.

Many years ago I did exterior window cleaning on high rise buildings.
One day as we (takes two guys one hoist at each end of the platform) were ascending a large building we found a large number of mantises all clinging to our 1\4 inch (oiled) wire rope suspending our sorry asses from the unforgiving concrete below.

The boyo (hey it was his third day on the job and he wasn't comfortable with heights) was freaking the fuck out.

I said just shoo them off they can't hurt you.

He did and we finished the drop. As were putting the equipment away I mentioned "ya know after mating female mantis eat the boys heads."

He didn't show the next day.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:49 am



Gotta watch this one to the end. It looks like it's over but it's not.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:17 pm

No question about it: People have too much free time.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:45 pm

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