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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:39 am

The making of the nauseatingly cutesy-poo spider. :)

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:35 am

The bright colors and spines say don't even think about touching much less eating me buster.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:52 am

I know it's fake (spiders don't have eyelids) but it's cute.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:26 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:03 am

Orchid= testicle, damn and I thought crab lice were bad.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:18 am

Witness wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTEOkyJzbSM

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Some of the creepy crawlies my waifu hates the most: caterpillars and preying mantises and you've posted particularly creepy versions of both on this page. Moths are another 苦手 of hers. :twisted:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:48 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Some of the creepy crawlies my waifu hates the most: caterpillars and preying [Sic--Ed.] mantises and you've posted particularly creepy versions of both on this page. Moths are another 苦手 of hers. :twisted:


But praying mantises EAT those creepy things!

Funny, Tomoko Kuroki, based on Internet Advice, tries to have a sexual dream only to be attacked by "bugs" represented by the kanji for such. She fails utterly and does not sleep that night.

This had no adverse affect:

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Postby Pyrrho » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:27 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:29 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Some of the creepy crawlies my waifu hates the most: caterpillars and preying mantises and you've posted particularly creepy versions of both on this page. Moths are another 苦手 of hers. :twisted:
Moths are harmless, of course. Perhaps this one, which apparently can be found in Japan, will endear them to her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82U_jgQGJn8

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:31 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:55 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:22 am

Mantis anecdote to follow.

Many years ago I did exterior window cleaning on high rise buildings.
One day as we (takes two guys one hoist at each end of the platform) were ascending a large building we found a large number of mantises all clinging to our 1\4 inch (oiled) wire rope suspending our sorry asses from the unforgiving concrete below.

The boyo (hey it was his third day on the job and he wasn't comfortable with heights) was freaking the fuck out.

I said just shoo them off they can't hurt you.

He did and we finished the drop. As were putting the equipment away I mentioned "ya know after mating female mantis eat the boys heads."

He didn't show the next day.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:49 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBK6p1fhsEs

Gotta watch this one to the end. It looks like it's over but it's not.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:17 pm

No question about it: People have too much free time.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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