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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:40 pm

This page doesn't help yet another of Abdul's attempts at killing humor for all.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:25 am

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:19 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:31 pm



The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:45 pm

A wild scrotum?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:46 pm

Close, jelly fish

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:51 pm

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Gary Larson cartoon. Momma chicken is bringing a bowl of soup.

"Just eat it, chicken soup is good for the flu and besides it's no one we know."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:05 am

Fid wrote:Gary Larson cartoon. Momma chicken is bringing a bowl of soup.

"Just eat it, chicken soup is good for the flu and besides it's no one we know."
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:15 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:35 am

Witness wrote:
Fid wrote:Gary Larson cartoon. Momma chicken is bringing a bowl of soup.

"Just eat it, chicken soup is good for the flu and besides it's no one we know."
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:wink:
Beats the hell out of Human Noodle Soup. Soylent Green Noodle Soup? Long Pork Noodle Soup? Donner Party Noodle Soup?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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