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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:40 pm

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Postby Bruce » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:57 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:55 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:43 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Mar 17, 2018 3:48 am

WTF is going on with that ski lift? To begin with it seems like it's moving way too fast to be safe. Can't somebody turn it off? Is there no emergency kill switch?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:51 am

Some kind of insect swarm?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:57 am

Birds I think. Maybe starlings.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sat Mar 17, 2018 3:02 pm

Gawd.

Masturbating.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:06 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Birds I think. Maybe starlings.
Yep, starlings: :figamagee:




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I hope it's shopped! :mrgreen:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:37 am

Doomed.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:19 pm

^ Gary Larsen cartoon. Caption "If we pull this off we'll eat like kings."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:44 pm

Awwww. Cute little feller is just being playful.

Soon he'll be shoes and a handbag.
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