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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:22 am

Yep. He'll never have a regular job.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:10 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby ed » Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:53 pm

Hourglass is on the underside.

Dipshit.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:13 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.


And does it make the appropriate 'boing' sound when it finally clears the, uh, sweater buddy?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:22 am

Actually do not know.

Never saw that particular anime.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:55 am

ed wrote:Hourglass is on the underside.

Dipshit.
Astute observation, but only in Murica:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider#/media/File:Latrodectus_hasseltii_close.jpg

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:57 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:33 am

The coolest of that bunch

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:11 am

Ok you win, that is the coolest of the bunch.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:41 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:18 pm

Is Pyrrho saying that Rob is a big fat phony?
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:48 pm

Pyrrho would never stoop to Family Guy.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:21 pm

Doctor X wrote:Pyrrho would never stoop to Family Guy.

--J.D.


I mean, his work is sapping his sanity.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:08 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:56 am

Oh look! Abdul make a funny! Ho ho hee hee!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:07 am

Well, technically, he didn't .. make .. a funny.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:27 am

Pyrrho wrote:Nice work.

http://www.xvivo.net/wallpaper/
Pyrrho beat me to it. This is how it looks in an electron microscope (the "shadows" are simulated by depositing metal vapor):

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:53 am

Well ....
That's not nearly as ominous. Fail.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:02 pm

https://twitter.com/Learn_Things/status ... 9024568321

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:49 am

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More "Photos of the Week" from The Atlantic:

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/ ... oe/556991/
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