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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Sat Apr 28, 2018 2:52 am

Snakexual assault

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:43 am

My entire life has been one fucking goddamned snake bite after another. And I'm fucking well sick of it! :x
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Dragline » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:52 am

He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He back-sassed a free man. They got their rules. We ain't got nothin' to do with that. Would probably have happened to him sooner or later anyway, a complainer like him. He gotta learn the rules the same as anybody else.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:19 pm

↑ Some movie posters clichés:

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Extended list: https://i.imgur.com/VV24zY8.jpg

Such creativity! :roll:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Boss Kean » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:16 pm

Lay off that eyeballin'!
What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?

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Post by Witness » Mon Apr 30, 2018 3:02 pm

Python vs. cobra:

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Nobody won… :(

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Post by ed » Mon Apr 30, 2018 3:12 pm

A metaphor, a fucking metaphor. Makes ya think donnit?

Deep shit there.
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Post by Pyrrho » Tue May 01, 2018 10:58 am

http://www.dogscantflush.org/

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Tue May 01, 2018 3:54 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image
Yours deserves its own thread. Soon too it would delve into traffic reports which have a half-life of less time than it takes to start your car.

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Post by Witness » Tue May 01, 2018 4:28 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue May 01, 2018 4:35 pm

WTF? Some sort of spider?
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Post by Grammatron » Tue May 01, 2018 5:50 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue May 01, 2018 7:54 pm

Vampire Squid.

You know: The one that killed Captain Nemo...

And shit.
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Post by Witness » Wed May 02, 2018 12:13 am

A nice collection:


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Wed May 02, 2018 2:01 am

sparks wrote:WTF? Some sort of spider?
Looks like some species of Solifugae, which are arachnids but not spiders. They have long pedipalps that look like and sometimes function like legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae
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Post by Witness » Wed May 02, 2018 2:23 am

↑ It is a so-called "trap door spider" (not a scientific classification, Wiki pages if you're interested). Here's one from California:



Various YT videos by people who keep them as pets. :mrgreen:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed May 02, 2018 4:42 am

Witness wrote:Python vs. cobra:

Nobody won… :(
King Cobra? (not a true cobra, btw)
Nobody won… :(
Not a bad result for the rest of us! :D
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