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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 12:12 am

shemp wrote:And I'd have left a dead skunk.

Oh that was last week. Thanks a whole lot.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Sun May 06, 2018 12:56 am

No charge, you can always depend on ol' Shempy boy.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 12:55 pm

That still does not explain the half-rotted dead raccoon I had to rebury after something dragged it out from under the pile of leaves next to the tree in the back yard...and I'm still trying to figure out how it got under those leaves in the first place.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 3:59 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 5:46 pm

https://twitter.com/wolfejosh/status/992754205168291842

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 7:31 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sun May 06, 2018 7:46 pm

Cats, skunks, raccoons. I start to picture Pyrrho's environment more clearly:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 06, 2018 7:52 pm

Yeah right behind shemp's restaurant.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sun May 06, 2018 8:33 pm

Pyrrho wrote:https://twitter.com/wolfejosh/status/992754205168291842



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Postby Grammatron » Mon May 07, 2018 2:26 am

I like that they stopped the security guy from needlessly harming the annoying bird
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed May 16, 2018 2:52 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed May 16, 2018 7:20 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image


The Police have NOT reunited on the other hand...
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu May 17, 2018 10:48 am

Don't think I can embed this one so here's a link to reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments ... mannequin/
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