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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Post by Witness » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:49 pm

Our friends the pythons:
The Independent wrote:Woman swallowed whole by 23-foot python in Indonesia

Victim was eaten in cornfield – despite being armed with a machete

Wa Tiba, 54, left her home on Muna island to visit her cornfield on Thursday night, according to the Jakarta Post.

The field is about half a mile from her house, surrounded by cliffs, caves and a certain number of reticulated pythons – the longest snakes in the world.

These snakes normally feed on smaller mammals. Attacks on humans are supposed to be as rare as winning the lottery and being struck by lightning at the same time. Yet last year, a man’s body was extracted from a 23-foot python, in an incident captured on a gruesome YouTube video.

When Ms Tiba failed to return by Friday morning, her sister went to search for her alongside around 100 people from the village of Persiapan Lawela. They found only Ms Tiba’s footprints, her flashlight, her machete and slippers.

The snake was found a few dozen yards from Ms Tiba’s belongings. It was 23 feet long and so bloated it could barely move, with a large bulge midway down its body.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 02916.html
Sky News wrote:'Unbelievably huge' python fried for feast after fight with villagers in Indonesia

An Indonesian security guard nearly lost his arm in his attempts to catch the 26ft snake, but was saved when villagers stepped in.

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:18 am

"My hand will make your pussy explode."

No . . . wait. . . . .

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Post by Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:29 pm

That is a mutherfucking pal.

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Post by sparks » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:44 pm

Doctor X wrote:"My hand will make your pussy explode."

No . . . wait. . . . .

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Post by sparks » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:50 pm

Rob Lister wrote:That is a mutherfucking pal.
No shit. With friends like that one, enemies will be very afraid indeed.
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Post by shemp » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:59 pm

Looks staged. Croc is too slow.
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:02 pm

It is a crock?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:48 am

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Post by Rob Lister » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:50 pm

eek. crabs?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:34 pm

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