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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:18 pm

Oh sorry! I thought you got the joke. Below is the tangential explanation:

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It is a classic, it is weird, and it has no actual meaning other than the creator was dealing with psychological problems so he decided to create characters based on them. He also thought Judeo-Christian symbols "look neat!" the same way White People like ninja. This has generated reams of commentary that is ultimately irrelevant.

The girl "we buy in bulk" is someone the main character sort of has interest in. Then he learns:




She is his mother.



His father cloned her after she died. Whenever she dies he simply revives one of the many clones he made of her. All of the cloning has rendered her into a rather emotionless entity.

So, I give credit to the cosplayers portraying her, multiply, as cold even when trying to give comfort.

The main character?

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"He's a Pussy!"


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:19 pm

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44728507

At least two suspected rhino poachers have been mauled to death and eaten by lions on a South African game reserve, officials say.

Rangers discovered the remains of two, possibly three, people in a lion enclosure in the Sibuya reserve, near the south-east town of Kenton-on-Sea.

A high-powered rifle and an axe were also found.

There has been an rise in poaching in Africa in recent years, to feed growing demand for rhino horn in parts of Asia.

In China, Vietnam and elsewhere, rhino horn is erroneously believed to have aphrodisiac qualities.

Sibuya reserve owner Nick Fox said in a statement on the reserve's Facebook page that the suspected poachers entered the reserve late on Sunday night or early on Monday morning.

"They strayed into a pride of lions - it's a big pride so they didn't have too much time," Mr Fox told AFP news agency.

"We're not sure how many there were - there's not much left of them."


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:15 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:43 am

It reads, "You've fallen. And you can't get up."

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:27 am

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--J.D.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:27 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:19 am

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Spoiler:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:55 am

Fuggin' gross!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:03 pm



Spoiler:
Mosquitoes trying to reach skin through net
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:34 pm

They want to live too, Gram.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:00 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:33 pm

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--J.D.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:46 pm


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:43 am

Holy shit.

BTW, where is that guys tank?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:49 am

↑ A rebreather?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:53 am

Maybe, but even that would be visible. Wouldn't it? Plus, too much air being expended.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:26 am

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Sparks loves good books.

Not that there's anything wrong...
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:38 am

So you imply that Tinkerbell is well-read?

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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