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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:23 pm

There is a ... large ... difference between reading and comprehending. Tink was a bit light on comprehension. And poor Grammy appears to be obsessed with orifices.

But we knew that.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:31 pm

sparks wrote:There is a ... large ... difference between reading and comprehending. Tink was a bit light on comprehension. And poor Grammy appears to be obsessed with orifices.

But we knew that.

"We keep him alive to serve this ship. Row well Grammy, and live."
Some are obsessed with orifices some are obsessed with getting their orifices filled. I don't judge people like you sparks because :freedom:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:36 pm

Tell it to yer Mom Grammy.

She's in the tool shed, waiting for you.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:49 pm

You couldn't perform again?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:49 pm

Hey, give us ten minutes, sparks!

There is also a line out the back, if you know what I mean. . . .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:11 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA... :)
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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:54 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:07 am

"The fuck is that?"
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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:08 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:24 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Image
Checkmate atheists.

Unfortunately God is evil.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Spoiler:
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:39 am

Gotta love some Gahan Wilson

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:51 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:00 pm

https://apnews.com/65167e494b9d43e087da ... -6-animals
A jaguar escaped from its habitat at the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans and killed six animals.

The male jaguar escaped around 7:20 a.m. Saturday and was captured and returned to its night house after being sedated by a vet team nearly an hour later, after it had mauled four alpacas, one emu and one fox.

No people were hurt.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:10 am

Available for a limited time only at McDonald's.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:47 pm

Meanwhile in an alternate universe:

http://decentdon.com/
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