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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:23 pm

There is a ... large ... difference between reading and comprehending. Tink was a bit light on comprehension. And poor Grammy appears to be obsessed with orifices.

But we knew that.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:31 pm

sparks wrote:There is a ... large ... difference between reading and comprehending. Tink was a bit light on comprehension. And poor Grammy appears to be obsessed with orifices.

But we knew that.

"We keep him alive to serve this ship. Row well Grammy, and live."


Some are obsessed with orifices some are obsessed with getting their orifices filled. I don't judge people like you sparks because :freedom:
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seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:36 pm

Tell it to yer Mom Grammy.

She's in the tool shed, waiting for you.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:49 pm

You couldn't perform again?
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:49 pm

Hey, give us ten minutes, sparks!

There is also a line out the back, if you know what I mean. . . .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:11 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA... :)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:54 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:07 am

"The fuck is that?"
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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:08 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:24 am

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Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:10 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:45 am

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:39 am

Gotta love some Gahan Wilson

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:51 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:00 pm

https://apnews.com/65167e494b9d43e087da ... -6-animals

A jaguar escaped from its habitat at the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans and killed six animals.

The male jaguar escaped around 7:20 a.m. Saturday and was captured and returned to its night house after being sedated by a vet team nearly an hour later, after it had mauled four alpacas, one emu and one fox.

No people were hurt.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:10 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:47 pm

Meanwhile in an alternate universe:

http://decentdon.com/
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