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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:36 pm

https://www.npr.org/templates/story/sto ... =129551459
At the center of the story is Vladimir Markov, a poacher who met a grisly end in the winter of 1997 after he shot and wounded a tiger, and then stole part of the tiger's kill.

The injured tiger hunted Markov down in a way that appears to be chillingly premeditated. The tiger staked out Markov's cabin, systematically destroyed anything that had Markov's scent on it, and then waited by the front door for Markov to come home.

"This wasn't an impulsive response," Vaillant says. "The tiger was able to hold this idea over a period of time." The animal waited for 12 to 48 hours before attacking.

When Markov finally appeared, the tiger killed him, dragged him into the bush and ate him. "The eating may have been secondary," Vaillant explains. "I think he killed him because he had a bone to pick."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:57 am

Dipshit made a fatal mistake. He earned his fate.

Fuck him.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:07 am

sparks, when I die I'd like you to say some words – you have the magic touch. :wink:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:11 am

Witness wrote:sparks, when I die I'd like you to say some words – you have the magic touch. :wink:
No problem friend.

Except that I fear I shall go before you do. Shall I prepare something beforehand? :)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:17 am

sparks wrote:Dipshit made a fatal mistake. He earned his fate.

Fuck him.
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Post by Witness » Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:16 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:19 pm

Well, sure, but is it good eatin'?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:58 pm

*Makes Note: Don't fuck with a tiger*

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:02 pm

shemp wrote:
sparks wrote:Dipshit made a fatal mistake. He earned his fate.

Fuck him.
This is going on my tombstone.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:22 am

Brings a tear to my one good eye.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:28 am

[Your Mom Arriving Joke Here--Ed.]

Weird, I just read about that.

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I will get back to you . . . no . . . Your Mom!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:13 am

Someone's been cheatin'

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:37 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Carr » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:45 pm

There's no postin' Canon in D in the Kitten Pics or Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Threads!

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:55 pm

NO NO NOT TRAMP BOSS I'LL GET MY MIND RIGHT
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Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:47 am

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