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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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A new BBC wildlife series called ‘Journey of Life’ was commissioned to explore evolution, and a palaeontologist was needed to do the research. Now I had to prove myself, and the first task was to find a location to film ammonites. A few days later I was on my first TV shoot heading to Britain’s Jurassic coast, where I had spent many months as undergraduate. My adventures in television had begun.

This giant ammonite was actually a replica that we used to show how big ammonites could grow. Made of polystyrene it squeaked as we rolled it down the beach. The look of gob-smack on the faces of jurassic coast fossil collectors was priceless!
http://www.ironammonite.com/2013/09/wow ... -this.html

Ammonites, another of my regrets… :(

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:34 pm

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Ammonites, another of my regrets… :(
Indeed. They were good eatin'.

Almost as good as trilobites.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:12 am

"Burp!"

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:48 am

Just posting the naked gifv link dosn't seem to work today, so if you can't see the webm version: https://i.imgur.com/bmtAeJO.gifv. :|

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:19 pm

Happened to me once, fortunately the window was open so the bear just left.

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:49 am

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Spoiler:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:02 am

Yea, but it's got 'Listy disease'. Just look at those yellow and orange ... pustules ... on it's face!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:50 am

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Spoiler:
Poor thing can't find anywhere to hide. But at least they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Mexico.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:53 am

They come here to steal our Thanksgiving, shemp.

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:05 am

sparks wrote:
Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:02 am
Yea, but it's got 'Listy disease'. Just look at those yellow and orange ... pustules ... on it's face!
Speciesist!!! :x


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Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:38 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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