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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Giz » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:57 pm

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I was searching . . . for . . . something. . . .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:35 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:32 am

AC's on a toilet humor/scatological spree. :roll:

And never sleeps. :shock:

Weirdly, I like him.


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Oct 07, 2018 5:17 am

Brilliant!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Oct 07, 2018 6:07 am

I like that they censor the price label.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:19 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:09 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:22 am

That fucking fish ate a fish that was almost as big as itself in one swallow!!!!

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I'm just glad I wasn't born a fish. Nature is fucking terrifying if you let yourself stop and think about it.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:33 pm

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:freedom:

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:33 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:22 am
I'm just glad I wasn't born a fish. Nature is fucking terrifying if you let yourself stop and think about it.
Arthropods live even more dangerous lives. You could, e. g., look up the charming Sacculina, a parasitic barnacle:
Anatomy
The body of this adult parasite can be divided into two parts: one part is called the "externa" where a bulbous reproductive organ of the parasite sticks out of the abdomen of the host. Then the other part is called the "interna" which is inside the host's body. This part is composed of root like dendrils that wrap themselves around the host's organs which gives its group name already known as Rhizocephala meaning "root-head". Through microCT scans, these roots have been discovered to wrap around certain organs of the body with most around the hepatopancreas which is found in crustaceans. This area is primarily for sucking up nutrients which would explain why most concentrate in that region. In a similar species called Briarosaccus roots were seen extending to the brain and central nervous system which could help explain how parasites like these can manipulate their hosts behavior.
But have some pretty flowers to restore your peace of mind:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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