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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:29 am

Exactly.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:18 am

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:42 pm

Looks like they've had enough to drink. :wink:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:50 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Looks like they've had enough to drink. :wink:
Best to do it now!: Trouble brewing: climate change to cause 'dramatic' beer shortages .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:53 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:25 pm

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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:47 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by xouper » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:08 am

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At first I thought, what's unsuitable about the woman in that photo?

She seems to fit the suit quite nicely.

And then I noticed what she was holding.

And that's when I noticed the other animal in the photo.

Wait, what? Is she feeding a pork hotdog to a pig? :shock:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:33 am

Are you implying there's something wrong with cannibalism? Check your anti-cannibalist attitude at the door!

She can handle my wiener anytime!
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Post by sparks » Tue Oct 30, 2018 6:49 am

She does appear to be properly equipped to ... handle ... the situation.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by xouper » Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:11 am

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Are you implying there's something wrong with cannibalism? Check your anti-cannibalist attitude at the door!

She can handle my wiener anytime!
Perhaps I should consider revising my position on cannibalism, especially since Shemp seems willing to let her feed his wiener to a pig. I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their personal private pleasures.

While I'm reconsidering my culturally ingrained predispositions — with appropriate thanks to Shemp for suggesting I do that — perhaps I might also reassess my assumption that the person holding the hotdog is genetically female, and is not a former penis owner who has re-identified as a female with expensive breast implants. I assume that little detail won't matter to woke people like Shemp while he lets "her" (or "zir") handle his wiener. Again, I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their personal private pleasures.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:02 pm

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Post by shemp » Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:44 am

xouper wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:11 am
shemp wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:33 am
Are you implying there's something wrong with cannibalism? Check your anti-cannibalist attitude at the door!

She can handle my wiener anytime!
Perhaps I should consider revising my position on cannibalism, especially since Shemp seems willing to let her feed his wiener to a pig. I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their personal private pleasures.

While I'm reconsidering my culturally ingrained predispositions — with appropriate thanks to Shemp for suggesting I do that — perhaps I might also reassess my assumption that the person holding the hotdog is genetically female, and is not a former penis owner who has re-identified as a female with expensive breast implants. I assume that little detail won't matter to woke people like Shemp while he lets "her" (or "zir") handle his wiener. Again, I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their personal private pleasures.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:53 am

Why waste your money on bullshit aromatherapy candles when you can buy these?

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.