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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:16 am

Witness wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:39 am


OK, that felt great. And now back to bed.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by xouper » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:57 am

shemp wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:44 am
xouper wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:11 am
shemp wrote:
Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:33 am
Are you implying there's something wrong with cannibalism? Check your anti-cannibalist attitude at the door!

She can handle my wiener anytime!
Perhaps I should consider revising my position on cannibalism, especially since Shemp seems willing to let her feed his wiener to a pig. I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their personal private pleasures.

While I'm reconsidering my culturally ingrained predispositions — with appropriate thanks to Shemp for suggesting I do that — perhaps I might also reassess my assumption that the person holding the hotdog is genetically female, and is not a former penis owner who has re-identified as a female with expensive breast implants. I assume that little detail won't matter to woke people like Shemp while he lets "her" (or "zir") handle his wiener. Again, I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of their personal private pleasures.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:07 pm

Uh oh.

Dare I ask what "knob cheese" is?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:39 pm

You may, although you might not like the answer.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:53 pm

Didn't (and won't) watch the video, but you did answer my question.

So "knob" == dick? :lmao:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:07 pm

knob
willy
man's best friend
prick
cock
blue-veined, one-eyed trouser snake
tallywhacker
Mr. Floppy

The list goes on and on.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:09 pm



I wish the full actual scene of this was available. Basically, the case is the "Lorena Bobbiting" of a man--played by an older "Darrel Junior" from The Castle--and the justice does not want to have any silliness with the use of "penis" in his courtroom. He meets with the two barristers to discuss an "appropriate" euphemism.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:30 am

Witness wrote:
Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:15 am
https://i.imgur.com/JqQPZx6.jpg
Kind of curious how whoever took that picture's first reaction wasn't "I have to put a stop to this immediately" but "I have to get a picture of this immediately".
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:06 pm

It's a re-enactment. :BigGrin3:
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:20 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by ed » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:33 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:07 pm
knob
willy
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tallywhacker
Mr. Floppy

The list goes on and on.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by ed » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:34 am

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Wow. And you don't even have one. Now that is woke.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by ed » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:37 am

Doctor X wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:09 pm


I wish the full actual scene of this was available. Basically, the case is the "Lorena Bobbiting" of a man--played by an older "Darrel Junior" from The Castle--and the justice does not want to have any silliness with the use of "penis" in his courtroom. He meets with the two barristers to discuss an "appropriate" euphemism.

--J. "What's the Appropriate Latin for . . . Oh, I Know! 'Vagina!'" D.
And ... when they are in the courtroom, watching Cleve play with his lines is gold. You could see that he was having a ball, so to speak.

Too bad the series died.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by xouper » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:01 pm

ed wrote:
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Wow. And you don't even have one. Now that is woke.
Perhaps a truly woke person would have called it their front hole.

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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:45 pm

Front bottom in polite, English society, Xoup.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:50 pm

OK, it's a place name.

But the place was settled by Englishmen. :wink:

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