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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:57 pm

ed wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:34 am
asthmatic camel wrote:
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Wow. And you don't even have one. Now that is woke.
I believe that my wife's vagina belongs to me and may be correctly classified as mine.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:04 pm

Abdul, here's one for you...

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:24 pm

Best thing is, just sew it shut and it'll hair over.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:30 pm

sparks wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:24 pm
Best thing is, just sew it shut and it'll hair over.
sparks, you're almost, but not quite, as romantic as I.

After 20 years, the diamond fell out of Mrs. Camel's engagement ring last week. Rather than forking out £200 to have it repaired properly, I suggested that she should have her jeweller friend replace the diamond with a cubic zirconium stone.

My name is now Mud and I'm a laughing stock. :(
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:47 pm

I was married once for a year and a half one afternoon....

She sucked cock at the beginning. Then I had to wear a condom on my ol' John Thomas. And then...

Well, let someone else take care of that fucking bitch and her bastard dipshit kid.

Goodnight and good luck.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:32 pm

Scarlet king snake. pretty.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:43 am

A wild boar with a personal grudge. :)
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Post by Witness » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:45 am

Just office burnout. :wink:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:40 am

He should have used his gun.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:55 am

Grammatron wrote:
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He should have used his gun.
The boar?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:09 am

Yes. Briefcases are very dangerous, anything could be in one, even a gun.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:30 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:58 am

Wow. Nile crocodile? Salty?

That thing is a monster.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:28 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:58 am
Wow. Nile crocodile? Salty?

That thing is a monster.
The story.