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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:49 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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:figamagee:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:04 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:40 am



For some reason ("Waiting for imgs.xkcd.com", Abdul, once more! :x ) the reddit stuff won't show up, so here's the link:
https://old.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBr ... e_sad_bro/

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:22 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:56 am

In soviet russia wall marts you!

Or something.

I think it gets the job done, like Doctor X's mom.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:55 pm

I'll have you know that Doctor X's mom goes like a rabbit, and is very good value for a woman of a certain age.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:53 pm

Amazon order: 10 gallons of eye bleach.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:47 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by shemp » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:23 am

Trump's anus?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:19 pm

Truly not nice, whatever the hell it is, real or imagined. And the dental bills!!11
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:53 am

↑ Just the common Vagina dentata L. :twisted:



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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:20 am

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Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:58 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:31 pm

Too British.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:40 pm

Exactly the right amount of British. 8)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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