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'Murica

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:51 am

In the spirit of the Japan thread and the Russia thread, I think we need a 'Murica thread.

Florida gunmaker produces assault rifle 'never to be used by Muslim terrorists'

What magical spell protects it from Muslims? A Bible verse. And a cross. :lol:
It's like kryptonite for Muslims!

A new assault rifle being manufactured in central Florida has drawn fire after the gunmaker branded it the “Crusader” and said it was designed “to never be used by Muslim terrorists.”

Spike’s Tactical in Apopka etched its new $1,395 AR-15 with a Bible verse that says “Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle,” MyFoxOrlando reported.

Company spokesman Ben Thomas, a former Navy SEAL, said the scripture is something of an insurance policy to keep it out of the hands of terrorists. The idea came to him during the weapon's development. At the time, the U.S. government was preparing to arm rebel groups in Syria.

“When you make a rifle, you have to understand that it could be used for ill deeds if it got in the wrong hands,” Thomas told the station.
Thomas also told the paper the safety selector that controls the Crusader's trigger has three settings: Peace, War and God Wills It.


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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:18 am

Not "America" as much as "The New Jerusalem."

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No, not that "New Jerusalem!"

Well . . . actually . . . yes, that New Jerusalem, but Peter found the Phil's mushrooms in the back of the fridge. . . .

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Grammatron » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:19 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:24 am

Indeed!

Blame the French!

And their whining.

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Re: 'Murica

Postby ed » Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:13 pm

The OP should have been in the FL thread and FL is, after all, 'Murica (and the new Jerusalem)
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Re: 'Murica

Postby pillory » Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:00 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3rDbejHJ_g

finnish folk dance could quite a threat


ok ---I leave before i started ---good sleep tou you all :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater:
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:17 pm

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:31 am

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:01 pm

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Re: 'Murica

Postby ed » Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:49 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.


Finland (quelle surprise)
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Re: 'Murica

Postby pillory » Wed Sep 09, 2015 6:39 pm

ed ,you noticed it's finnish---you've been too long under ´murican souring-join to one crosses the save line with proud and honour


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Re: 'Murica

Postby pillory » Wed Sep 09, 2015 6:47 pm

in Finland even drunk can cross the street safe way----not as in ´murican or soviet bad way--
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:07 pm

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Come on! You can make it . . . to the liquor store! :tater:

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Re: 'Murica

Postby pillory » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:12 pm

only one bitter sweet tater martin :tater: ---I give you olive---- :De_Bunk:


and let us the Power to be sober and happily cowbell :cowbell:
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Re: 'Murica

Postby pillory » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:14 pm

dare I repent :evil: ---ain't it mark of weekness :oops:
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:17 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Image


Come on! You can make it . . . to the liquor store! :tater:


Just . . . a . . . little . . . further!

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Re: 'Murica

Postby hammegk » Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:37 pm

Still a good dancer, fuckboy!

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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:07 am

Elastic concept, white/non-white…

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:25 am

You know, what I find fascinating is the care they put into creating a racist sign. They chose the classic "s" which looks like an "f" without the bar because drawing a proper "s" is actually quite difficult.

So much care . . . for so much ignorance and hate.

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

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