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Re: 'Murica

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:12 pm

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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

Postby sparks » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:04 pm

Say it isn't so: Rednecks for Jeebus! Who'd a thunk it?
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:31 pm

Cool 'shop shop, Cletus.
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:58 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Cool 'shop shop, Cletus.


However, these two are apparently real.

http://monstertruck.wikia.com/wiki/Jumpin%27_for_Jesus
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:44 am

Pyrrho wrote:Cool 'shop shop, Cletus.
Heathen! :x

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:46 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:Cool 'shop shop, Cletus.


However, these two are apparently real.

http://monstertruck.wikia.com/wiki/Jumpin%27_for_Jesus

There's a vid of the guy on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV_WJvbwCuA.

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Grammatron » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:53 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:34 am

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Has a French counterpart:

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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:10 am

Weird, but the graphs don't seem to agree with that headline. Both of the big ones declined, and unintentional injuries rose, but almost everything else declined. Arithmetically the declines outweigh the rises.
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:07 pm

Yea, the title says it declined for the second straight year and only shows those years and not the year prior. It doesn't show what they're comparing it to.

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:30 pm

Last year, some guy said this:

https://www.aplaceformom.com/blog/12-12 ... t-falling/

Calm Down. American Life Expectancy Isn’t Falling.

Interactive charts at the link. One is sourced from here:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/SPDYNLE00INUSA
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:28 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Weird, but the graphs don't seem to agree with that headline. Both of the big ones declined, and unintentional injuries rose, but almost everything else declined. Arithmetically the declines outweigh the rises.

Deaths of young people (reckless driving, overdose…) impact life expectancy more than getting rid of old farts like me.




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Re: 'Murica

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:09 am

Witness wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:Weird, but the graphs don't seem to agree with that headline. Both of the big ones declined, and unintentional injuries rose, but almost everything else declined. Arithmetically the declines outweigh the rises.

Deaths of young people (reckless driving, overdose…) impact life expectancy more than getting rid of old farts like me.


OK, I guess I understand that. I suppose that even a small increase in early childhood deaths would have a large effect on the average, more than changes in how old the oldsters live to.
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:55 am

Yet if we cull the young ones:

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it leaves the population skewed toward the older.

Everyone:

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do your part!

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:39 am

Defense News wrote:Pentagon is prepared to spend over $900 million in first audit

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon is preparing to spend more than $900 million in fiscal 2018 to identify and fix problems as part of its first-ever financial audit.

David Norquist, the Pentagon’s comptroller, said Wednesday that the first steps of the long-awaited Pentagon audit are already underway.

The audit itself will cost $367 million in FY18 — covering fees for the independent public accounting firms ($181 million) and infrastructure to support the audits ($186 million). That will help fund the roughly 1,200 auditors who will support the 24 individual audits that make up the overall effort.

In addition, Norquist estimated the Defense Department will spend about $551 million to fix problems identified by the auditors, bringing the total to an estimated $918 million. While that’s not cheap, Norquist spent part of his hearing at the House Armed Services Committee defending the upfront cost as necessary to create the baseline for future reforms.

“Accurate data helps drive more accurate decision-making,” Norquist said.

And those costs could come down easily if the Pentagon decides it can live with the issues identified by the services — although neither Norquist nor the committee members seemed keen on that option.
https://www.defensenews.com/pentagon/2018/01/10/pentagon-is-prepared-to-spend-over-900-million-in-first-audit/

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Grammatron » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:04 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:40 am

Drummers do drive.

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