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Re: 'Murica

Postby Grammatron » Sat May 05, 2018 3:47 am

Anaxagoras wrote:I can't tell what that is.


For some reason the embedded size is very small. Here's a direct link: https://imgur.com/pXM3lk5
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Doctor X » Sat May 05, 2018 6:07 am

Grammatron wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:I can't tell what that is.


For some reason the embedded size is very small.


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Re: 'Murica

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat May 05, 2018 6:19 am

A goose or something?
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 05, 2018 10:36 am

So it was a duck after all.

I so wanted it to be a small dog. The nasty little yapping kind.
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Re: 'Murica

Postby ed » Sat May 05, 2018 11:30 am

A mallard.
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Re: 'Murica

Postby sparks » Sat May 05, 2018 5:56 pm

Not a goose or a duck.

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Sun May 06, 2018 2:22 am

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The issuance of these licenses, printed on parchment-type paper, began in 1951, as the idea of Tenney T. Johnson. The Vernal Chamber of Commerce liked the concept so much that the next year it began handing out the licenses to tourists. Soon it was handing out over 60,000 of them a year.

Reportedly, some people would refuse them, saying, "we haven't time to hunt."

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Wed May 09, 2018 2:01 am

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Grammatron » Tue May 15, 2018 10:08 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Wed May 16, 2018 12:52 am

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I fear it's shopped. :mrgreen:

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed May 16, 2018 1:18 am

That wouldn't be a very patriotic chair. Sitting on the flag or the eagle is not how you show respect to those symbols.
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 16, 2018 1:56 pm

I have seen flag code violations almost as outrageous from people who apparently were being patriotic by their own lights, and I don't mean hippies.

I wouldn't assume that pic was 'shopped.
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Fri May 18, 2018 2:36 am

↑ Comments about the flag – nothing about the chair's… uh… girth. :mrgreen:




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Re: 'Murica

Postby Grammatron » Fri May 18, 2018 5:26 pm

Witness wrote:↑ Comments about the flag – nothing about the chair's… uh… girth. :mrgreen:


Are you jealous that your chairs don't have lebensraum?
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 18, 2018 10:48 pm

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Witness wrote:↑ Comments about the flag – nothing about the chair's… uh… girth. :mrgreen:


Are you jealous that your chairs don't have lebensraum?



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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Sat May 19, 2018 2:43 am

Grammatron wrote:Are you jealous that your chairs don't have lebensraum?
Mit ne'm fetten Arsch überlebt man besser in Sibirien, was, Kamerad?
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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Mon May 21, 2018 12:06 am

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 21, 2018 12:27 am

The US flag salute was officially changed to avoid looking like the Fascist salute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

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In order to prevent further confusion or controversy, the United States Congress instituted the hand-over-the-heart gesture as the salute to be rendered by civilians during the Pledge of Allegiance in the United States, instead of the Bellamy salute. This was done when Congress amended the Flag Code on December 22, 1942.

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Witness » Mon May 21, 2018 12:48 am

↑ I think we already had a thread about that.

The Nazis really spoiled it for everybody. :mrgreen: Ditto the svastika.

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Re: 'Murica

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 21, 2018 1:12 am

OK smart guy.

Who was in the submarine to Antarctica then? :evil:
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