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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:40 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:32 am

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:54 pm

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:46 pm

@donhertzfeldt

when a person with an artificial heart dies, does it just keep on pumping in there until a mortician turns it off somehow?
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:00 pm

We’ve become the heirs of Martin Luther King, Jr., by recognizing one another not by the color of their skin but by the content of the character. This means that people of every race, religion and ethnicity can be fully and equally American. It means that bigotry or white supremacy in any form is blasphemy against the American creed.

--Fmr. Pres. George W. Bush


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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:11 pm

“Should I get wind of another such rumor, I shall ruthlessly proceed against the person in question - not in a court of law, that is not my way. But I shall dedicate my next book to him ! : the economic and social consequences will teach him a lesson for the rest of his life !”
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:11 am

Every time I see this:

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I read it as "square penis".

I blame you guys. :x
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 24, 2017 7:59 am

Bruce wrote:I read it as "square penis".

I blame you guys. :x


Now I'm going to see it too! Thanks asshole!! :x :x
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Grammatron » Tue Oct 24, 2017 7:42 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:05 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Bruce wrote:I read it as "square penis".

I blame you guys. :x


Now I'm going to see it too! Thanks asshole!! :x :x


It helps if you read it out loud every time you see it. Square Penis. After a while, it starts to feel normal, and people stop staring at you. Before you know it, everyone avoids you altogether. Kind of peaceful, really. :D
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:46 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:14 am

And any further problems would've been avoided if the original ear doctor could tell the difference between an eardrum and a beetle's ass.

--Hunter Durden, Cracked


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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:46 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:07 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:31 am

I'm sorry! You ate my cat.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:51 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:51 pm

My grandfather passed away a few months ago and my aunt has been handling his estate. I've been learning some things.

I guess it shouldn't surprise anyone, but did you know that you pay taxes right up until your dying breath?

Yeah, grandpa owes the government about 5 months of taxes for 2017. He gets the write off the rest of the year for being dead, so I guess that's a good thing, right gramps? :notsure:
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Bruce » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:52 pm

Doctor X wrote:
I'm sorry! You ate my cat.

--Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things 2


--J.D.


Spoiler!! :evil:
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Carr » Thu Nov 02, 2017 5:03 am

One in the box!
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:31 am

The most tyrannical of governments are those which make crimes of opinions, for everyone has an inalienable right to his thoughts.
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