A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby sparks » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:57 pm

Doctor X wrote:
If I tell you anything they’re allowed to take my childrens’ kidneys out with a blunt spoon.

--James Isaacs, explaining non-disclosure agreements for the new Star Trek


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Indeed. He should have held out for a sharp spoon.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:05 pm

Carr had something to say about spoons.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Carr » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:59 am

Any man who loses his kid's kidney removal spoon spends a . . . hold on a minute!
Any man who don't keep order spends a night in the box!

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:04 pm

@existentialcoms

I'll never forget the advice my father gave me on my wedding day, he said: "son, life is suffering, and it would have been better if humanity had never existed."
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:50 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:12 am

I think everyone's burying the lede on all this talk about Tom Brady. Um, you know he's really no role-model for our children. He's got, what, over 50 last minute wins? That's like well over three seasons of procrastination!

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