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The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:22 pm

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Everything sucks.

We are doom'd.

Here is the place to put current examples. Let us start with:
Malawian 'hyena man' arrested for having sex with children

An HIV-positive Malawian man, who says he is paid to have sex with children as part of initiation rites, has been arrested on the orders the president.

Eric Aniva, a sex worker known in Malawi as a "hyena", was the subject of a BBC feature last week.

He told the BBC that did not mention his HIV status to those who hire him.

President Peter Mutharika said the police should investigate and charge him over the cases of defilement he had seemly confessed to.

The BBC's Ed Butler, who covered the story about Malawi's sexual "cleansing practices", says in some remote southern regions of the country it is traditional for girls to be made to have sex with a man after their first menstruation.

Some of the girls are as young as 12 years old, he reported.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

Mr Avena would "further be investigated for exposing the young girls to contracting HIV and further be charged accordingly", he said.

The president had also ordered all men and parents involved should be investigated, Mr Kalilani said.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

Last year Malawi banned child marriage, raising the legal age of marriage from 15 to 18 - something activists hoped would put an end to early sexual initiations.

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Mr Aniva told the BBC that he planned to stop taking part in sexual cleansing practices.
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Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:15 pm

That's pretty fucking sick.

The fucking cunt here who murdered 19 handicapped people this morning because he thinks handicapped people deserve to die. There's already a thread on it, so no linky-poo.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:18 pm

It counts.

If you really want to hate humanity, read the Japanese original BBC article--linked in the linkypoo--and remember that the most important issue facing women is whether or not they are depicted too sexy in video games. . . .

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:03 pm

I am always right.

I posted a video of how I deal with it in my Killing Joke thread....
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Post by sparks » Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:31 pm

Doctor X is right about Nyarl being right...



Oh, wait. :ImOuttaHere:
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Post by Grammatron » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:38 pm

Nyarl is right when you read the news but ultimately wrong when you have the time to gain some perspective. And I am glad for that, because the alternative would be a very brutal full of constant hate and injustice from which there is no escape. Definitely no ice cream in that world.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:43 pm

Grammatron wrote: because the alternative would be a very brutal full of constant hate and injustice from which there is no escape. Definitely no ice cream in that world.
Sounds like a pretty accurate description of the world, save for the lack of Ice Cream.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:55 pm

Georgia mother 'takes control of her daughter's Facebook page' to live stream herself beating the teen with plywood as punishment for 'sharing a provocative photo'
Daily Fail

Doesn't rate a separate thread, but this is a good place for it.

BTW, both mom and daughter are rather scantily clad in the beating video (stills at link), so NSFW.
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Post by sparks » Tue Jul 26, 2016 8:35 pm

It is Georgia, after all.
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Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:03 am

Boy’s prosthetic leg stolen by heartless thief at the beach

Mark Molloy: A father has appealed for his young son’s prosthetic leg to be returned after it was stolen at the beach.

Frank Brenes was enjoying a day out with his four-year-old son Liam in California when the thief struck.

His son put on an old prosthetic leg that he has grown out of for a walk on the beach and returned to find his new prosthetic was gone. They had also stolen his son Aiden's glasses.

“Well I took the boys to Crystal Cove beach today with some family and friends,” he wrote on Facebook.

“While we were walking the tide pools. Someone grabbed our things and took off. Ordinarily I would be very upset. But this is even worse.

“Not only did they grab my camera with memories I'll never be able to recapture but worst of all they took Liam’s leg. My four-year-old son is now without his leg because of these people. He is having a great attitude about it but I am crushed.”

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 27, 2016 9:18 am

Upon reflection, I'm getting skeptical of the social media beating story.

It's the fictional back story pretext for a sadistic soft core porn video.
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Post by sparks » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:56 pm

What could a Heartless Thief possibly need with a prosthetic leg? :?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:09 pm

sparks wrote:What could a Heartless Thief possibly need with a prosthetic leg? :?
Didn't you ever watch Guardian's of the Galaxy?
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Post by corplinx » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:43 pm

r/morbidreality is basically the Nyar confirmation bias subreddit.

Nyar is a neat guy that has good taste in scifi. The "black filter" he claims to see everything through, I don't know if that is his internet persona or really him.... Who knows how dark our dark lord really is? (only the shadow knows?)


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Post by sparks » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:47 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
sparks wrote:What could a Heartless Thief possibly need with a prosthetic leg? :?
Didn't you ever watch Guardian's of the Galaxy?
I'll add it to my list.... :oops:
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:09 pm

corplinx wrote:
Nyar is a neat guy that has good taste in scifi. The "black filter" he claims to see everything through, I don't know if that is his internet persona or really him.... Who knows how dark our dark lord really is? (only the shadow knows?)

Depends on the day.

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:37 pm

I was initially not sure this applies save for some of the excuses given:
A seven-year-old girl has died after being hit by a stone thrown by an elephant from its enclosure at Rabat Zoo in Morocco.

Okay, an elephant really does not mean Civilization is Doom'd but read on!

The stone got past the elephant's fence and a ditch separating the animal and visitors, the zoo said in a statement.

The girl was taken to hospital and died within a few hours, the zoo added.

The zoo statement said the enclosure met international standards and said "this kind of accident is rare, unpredictable and unusual".

The statement went on (in French) to point out two other recent incidents in the US:

And there we go! "America has problems too! So like . . . we're good, right?

"It can happen when elephants are frustrated or bored. In my opinion, it's unlikely the elephant was directly targeting the girl - but exhibiting frustration. You can't predict what animals in captivity will do."

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:37 am

Elephants can throw stones. Who knew?
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:46 am

But it gets worse:
A couple from India's Dalit community have been been hacked to death after a row over a 15 rupees (22 cents; 16 pence) debt in Uttar Pradesh state.

Police said the couple, Bharat and Mamta, were murdered by an upper caste grocer on Thursday when they told him they needed more time to pay for the biscuits they had bought from him.

The grocer has been arrested.

Dalits, formerly known as untouchables, form the lowest rung of India's caste hierarchy.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:54 pm

I WAS going to put this in the 'Kitten Pics' thread. But it seems more apropos here.

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