The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:19 pm

I had forgotten about this thread. :)
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby shemp » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:31 pm

Rob Lister wrote:Where the fuck is nyarl.

I can't smell him so he must be deep.

Doc. Answer.


He's deep in your mother.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:00 am

I've heard from him and he's alright.

He merely has a lower asshole tolerance level than I do. :De_Bunk:
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:17 am

OK, fess up: Who pissed him off this time?
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:41 am

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:31 am

The gloom and doom remains uncombatted.

Sorry Doc
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby shemp » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:46 am

Would've been a happy ending if he'd pulled her onto the tracks with him.




















What???


































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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:48 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:The gloom and doom remains uncombatted.

Sorry Doc


How about a temporary palliative? :)

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:52 am

Nope
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:11 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:Nope

I concur.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Witness » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:34 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:The gloom and doom remains uncombatted.

Sorry Doc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFGWVKXxm0

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:21 am

The two greatest bands of my youth.

The Stones and the Matys Brothers.

The Beatles were OK (though not as good as Herman's Hermits or The Kinks or Freddy and the Dreamers) and their quality fell way off after the original "Paul" died and they brought in "Sir Paul" (The Beatles answer to Joe DeRita). Do the Freddy!
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned "River to My People!" Thread to Combat the Doom and Gloom and Stuff Nyarl

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:03 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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