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Re: Harambe

Post by Witness » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:25 am

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Pikin, a gorilla rescued from the bushmeat trade, is comforted by her caretaker Appolinaire on the way to a forest sanctuary.

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Re: Harambe

Post by ed » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:57 pm

So she and her colleagues sought to nail down the nature of the mounting
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Re: Harambe

Post by Grammatron » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:12 pm

[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Harambe

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:41 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:37 am

He said He would set His people free!

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:59 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:19 am

Why isn't he wearing a fedora like all the other guys?
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Re: Harambe

Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:14 pm

That's how they took his dignity away
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Harambe

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:03 pm

Harambe, teH Gayz GorrilzGod is not Pleezed & Iz Warninks T3h False eDGodz by Knitzsing Hiz Soulz inna VouDounz Doll.

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Re: Harambe

Post by Doctor X » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:24 am

Harambe d'Farge.

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Re: Harambe

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:39 am

Snigger.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Harambe

Post by Rob Lister » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:50 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Snigger.
sracist.

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Re: Harambe

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:14 pm

snot
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Harambe

Post by Grammatron » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:48 pm

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CORSICANA (CBSDFW.COM) – A statue of a gorilla, and prime attraction for kids at the Community Park playground in Corsicana was removed by the city.

A spokesperson for the city said some community members found the gorilla offensive – racially insensitive — in some form, and requested its removal from the park.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Doctor X » Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:40 am

What you do not realize, Gram, is right after that picture, he sold her into chartered accountant slavery.

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Re: Harambe

Post by Witness » Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:07 am

The Atlantic wrote:Something mysterious is killing captive gorillas

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When Less switched the Cleveland gorillas to a new diet—one that cuts out biscuits and simple starches and replaces them with leafy greens, alfalfa, and branches from willow and other trees—she realized gorillas needed to eat about four times as much by weight as they had previously been fed. Not only did gorillas on the “Cleveland diet” get a huge increase in fiber, they spent nearly as much time eating as they would in the wild. Almost immediately, the Cleveland gorillas stopped regurgitating their food. “We thought the diet change might have an impact on regurgitation and re-ingestion,” Less says. “But to see it eliminated completely was shocking.”
The new diet measurably decreases body fat and lowers cholesterol. But perhaps more importantly, it seems to affect the bacteria living in gorillas’ stomachs and intestines. And those microbes may be the key difference between gorillas with heart disease and those without it.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:49 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Harambe

Post by sparks » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:28 am

WTF?

Fucking doomed.

We

Are

Fucking

Doomed.

It's not nice.

And I like that.
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