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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:55 pm

Word is that the turtle was an invasive non-native type, and that's why they sent it to Harambe.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:09 pm

Harambe was not exactly "native" to Ohio either, but how many Ohioans are? :evil:
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Re: Harambe

Post by ed » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:06 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Harambe was not exactly "native" to Ohio either, but how many Ohioans are? :evil:
Harambe self-identified as a Ohioan, that makes him one.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:31 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Harambe

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:45 am

If that was all to scale it would imply that the woman is as tall as a skyscraper.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Witness » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:58 am



OK, it's not a gorilla. :P

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Re: Harambe

Post by ed » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:56 am

Bless you! My Harambe
Come back!



I know not how to thank you enough, my Harambe
When I am walking over to you
I just wanted to share your enclosure
But you gave me zoo

I know not how to thank you enough, my Harambe
When I am walking over to you
I just want to pick bugs from your fur
But you gave me an infestation

I know not how to thank you enough, my Harambe
When I am walking over to you
I just wanted to find a simple furry ape
But you gave me carpet
REMEMBER!!!
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Re: Harambe

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:59 pm

Not bad.

Now do a Limerick. :p
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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:37 pm

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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:42 am

https://www.sfgate.com/news/local/artic ... 838226.php
Texas Biomedical Research Institute officials are making changes to their enclosure after four baboons briefly escaped from the facility on Saturday.

The animal care team determined the baboons rolled a 55-gallon barrel upright near a wall of their open-air enclosure, then climbed it, which allowed them to escape.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:29 pm

After all, they do have opposable thumbs and walk upright. :)
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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:16 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Post by Grammatron » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:14 pm

[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Harambe

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:44 pm

So ... are you saying you're not interested in going out with me?

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Re: Harambe

Post by Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:45 am

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Post by Cheetah » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:22 am

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