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Re: Harambe

Post by Grammatron » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:25 pm

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Re: Harambe

Post by Witness » Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:31 am

Could go in the "Dumbth" thread:
Crazy golf 'Peeping Kong' statue unnerves Devon residents

A 7ft (2.1m) tall fibreglass gorilla has been causing a bit of a stir after residents dubbed the glaring beast "Peeping Kong".

Gary the gorilla lives in a crazy golf course in Dawlish, but some of the residents facing the course have been going ape over his stare, saying the statue looked into their homes.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england- ... -residents (With video of the beast.)

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Re: Harambe

Post by ed » Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:27 pm

Harambe
Some words written upon seeing a stuffed Squirrel in a flea market

Harambe, thou noble chimp
You gamboled in Ohio, never thinking That Cinncinatii
Rhymes with nasty!!!

Harambe, Harambe, dust now
Or did they take thy pitiful remaims
And STUFF thee??? :x

Doth thy moth eaten carcass grace the
o'weening domicile of a crooked
Democratic nabob???

Dare we hope for thy quietus?
Hast thou come to rest?

Harambe, Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:00 pm

Harambe was not a chimp.

Are you sure you don't have him confused with Cheetah?

Or rather that spurious pseudo-Cheetah you were on about earlier? :evil:
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Re: Harambe

Post by ed » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:14 pm

Poetic license. It matched the rhyming.

some respect please
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Re: Harambe

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:33 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Harambe

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:10 pm

Damn!

ed is going to be so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o triggered.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:04 pm

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Harambe

Post by ed » Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:17 pm

I am not going to post on this thread until respect and consideration for the oppressed simian population is shown.

You all have some damn nerve.
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Re: Harambe

Post by sparks » Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:04 pm

Oh hell. Now you've done it! Wrath of ed is on us all.
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Re: Harambe

Post by Witness » Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:27 pm

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