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Re: Harambe

Postby ed » Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:36 am

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Re: Harambe

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:12 pm

https://twitter.com/harambetruthers

Harambe Truthers ‏@HarambeTruthers Jun 14

3-year-olds can't melt steel gorilla enclosure beams. FACT.


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Re: Harambe

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:46 am

https://twitter.com/CraigRBrittain

Harambe is the new Hodor.
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Re: Harambe

Postby JEROME DA GNOME » Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:51 am

This thread is racist.
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Re: Harambe

Postby Doctor X » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:05 am

Hodor!

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Re: Harambe

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:33 am

Jet Fuel can't melt Harambe
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Re: Harambe

Postby Doctor X » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:33 am

Why is there no video of Harambe striking the Pentagon?

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Re: Harambe

Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Sep 07, 2016 6:07 am

Doctor X wrote:Why is there no video of Harambe striking the Pentagon?

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Because he was too busy helping bring down the WTC. Evidences

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Re: Harambe

Postby Grammatron » Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:04 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Harambe

Postby ed » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:16 am

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Re: Harambe

Postby Grammatron » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:04 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Harambe

Postby ed » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:24 pm

:x :x :x
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Re: Harambe

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:32 am

This is a racist microaggression.

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And this is just too awesome:

http://reason.com/blog/2016/09/06/umass ... e-racist-m

As it turns out, "Harambe" is also the name of the university's residential community for students of African heritage. The RAs—who identify themselves as "Ryan and Colleen" in their letter—are concerned that these students could take offense.

Student Jarod Sasdi posted a screenshot of the letter on Twitter. The full thing is worth reading, but here's a breathlessly tone deaf snippet:

"Any negative remarks regarding 'Harambe' will be seen as a direct attack to our campus's African American community. Please be careful what gets written on your whiteboards, as well as what you write on them. If you are not the one writing these remarks, please let us or the RA on duty know."


This is UMass Amherst and 'Harambee' with 2 e's is a racially segregated residential community for AA students. It existed before Harambe the gorilla was a meme and comes from the same Swahili word.
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Re: Harambe

Postby Doctor X » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:31 am

Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ ἁραμβὴ, καὶ ὁ ἁραμβὴ ἦν πρὸς τὸν μέγαν πατέρα, καὶ πατὴρ ἦν ὁ ἁραμβὴ, Anax.

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Re: Harambe

Postby Grammatron » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:11 pm

It's all greek to me.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Re: Harambe

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:21 pm

Is naming a captive gorilla an African custom?

Might as well name him Toby and break out the whip.
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Re: Harambe

Postby Grammatron » Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:03 pm

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Re: Harambe

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Re: Harambe

Postby ed » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:42 pm

This is my personal statement. I hope you will enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed making it.
https://youtu.be/gZawrNghglI
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Re: Harambe

Postby Doctor X » Sat Oct 01, 2016 3:42 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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