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Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Bruce » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:25 am

Has anyone else noticed?

molly ephraim
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Anne Hathaway
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Lily Collins
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Rowan Blanchard
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There was a similar phenomenon about 10 years ago with a wave of Brittney Spears clones.
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:47 pm

There is only one Audrey.

To hell with all the others. With ed's dick. :)
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Bruce » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:09 am

She was a smoker.

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Kisses probably tasted like an ash tray.

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Can you believe smoking used to be considered sexy?

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Yes, Audrey. You will get wrinkles someday. And smoking won't be helpful in keeping your stunning looks.

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And tragically, after your death in 1993, a crappy alternative rock band will write a song based on one of your movies. The song will be sung along to by an entire generation of young adults who will have no idea that it was based on one of your movies, or even realize the movie existed until years later.

Then, another 23 years later, a middle aged old fart will briefly wonder why so many young actresses look just like you, and that old fart will post pictures of you while expressing those ponderings, and those ponderings will be read by old farts around the globe, sitting in their underwear late at night after their wives are in bed. No, Audrey, my dear. You don't want to know what those old farts will do next.

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You especially don't want to know what the internet is, or what it did with all your old photographs.

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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby sparks » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:50 pm

BWAHAHAHA...

Bravo Bruce!
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Bruce » Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:41 am

Really, though. I don't recommend doing a search for Audrey Hepburn with the safe search turned off.

Rule 34 applies to Audrey, except that there really aren't any talented photoshop artists out there working on splicing Audrey's old photographs. It's disgraceful. No, not the idea. The quality. It's terrible. Even my imagination can do a better job.

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Way, waaaay better. :)
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:49 pm

Is this the best thread ever?

Or is it the "most popular" because Bruce has it bookmarked and keeps coming back? :BigGrin3:

Just slanting the statistics boss. :)
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Doctor X » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:27 am

I prefer:

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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Witness » Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:44 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Is this the best thread ever?

Yes, how come it has ~ 5000 views?!? (I blame sparks, of course.)

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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Bruce » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:35 pm

5000 views?

Someone has an unhealthy obsession. :|
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby sparks » Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:56 am

Roman Holiday.

Need I say more?

And if it's true Audrey was a smoker, then there's an ashtray I'd love to... (Knock that off right now damnit! The childrenz!!!)
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Witness » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:39 am

sparks wrote:Roman Holiday.

Need I say more?

And if it's true Audrey was a smoker, then there's an ashtray I'd love to... (Knock that off right now damnit! The childrenz!!!)

She has a granddaughter, sparky:

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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Bruce » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:00 am

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Yeah, she vapes. :roll:
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby sparks » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:22 am

Witness wrote:
sparks wrote:Roman Holiday.

Need I say more?

And if it's true Audrey was a smoker, then there's an ashtray I'd love to... (Knock that off right now damnit! The childrenz!!!)

She has a granddaughter, sparky:

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:mrgreen:


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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Witness » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:50 am

sparks wrote:That's OK, I'm old enough to be a granddad.

Yes, but:

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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby sparks » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:48 pm

Indeed.

As far as the clones go: Anne Hathaway does it best in my book.
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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby Witness » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:38 pm

sparks wrote:As far as the clones go: Anne Hathaway does it best in my book.

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Hmmm… :mrgreen:

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Re: Audrey Hepburn clones

Postby sparks » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:10 am

I'd still do 'er.
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