The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Fid » Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:38 am

ed wrote:
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Minced Meat Pie. Do you like that?


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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:39 am

Not having dinner at your place.
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:41 am

we ended up with a foot or so. very messy.

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Fid » Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:42 am

The above was a joke. I hardly ever eat people much less their dogs. No really.
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Witness » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:24 am

There are sinister stories about Inuit "survival cannibalism". Let's hope the Polar Vortex won't persist too long… :shock:

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby ed » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:54 pm

ed wrote:‘Bomb cyclone’ to blast East Coast before polar vortex uncorks tremendous cold late this week"

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:44 pm

Chicago. Predicted to be above 32 this Sunday.

It'll be like Florida without alligators. :)
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:37 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Witness » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:32 pm

WaPo wrote:Iguanas are falling out of trees in Florida because it's so cold. Please don't pick them up.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/01/04/iguanas-are-falling-out-of-trees-in-florida-because-its-so-cold-please-dont-pick-them-up/

Is ed still moving? :o

(Locally it's quite balmy, the little snow we had has thawed long ago, even up to the tops of nearby mountains.)

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby ed » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:12 am

Barely
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Witness » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:16 am

Meanwhile in Australia:

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Witness » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:34 pm

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This full-disk view of Earth from the GOES-East satellite shows a storm swirling over a darkened United States Jan. 4, 2018 at 8:30 a.m. EST (1330 GMT).
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Rob Lister » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:37 pm

We're still digging out. I had to shovel like 2 feet of snow drift on my walk and driveway. I'm in solidarity with my brothers in Puerto Rico, now.

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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby ed » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:41 pm

Back in shorts. Gonna read by the pool later.
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby WildCat » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:37 pm

Went skiing up in Wausau WI Friday and Saturday. Never got above 5 either day (it was -11 when I left the hotel yesterday), kept a lot of people off the slopes so the skiing was awesome. No lines for the lift, no groups of clueless snowboarders sitting in the middle of the runs for no apparent reason. Never got cold because you can always dress for cold, if you get cold it's because you're a moron who's more worried about fashion than being comfortable.
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby Bruce » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:50 pm

Sounds awesome. Bet the cold also kept the snow from partially melting and icing over. Glad you had a good time. 8)
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Re: The Polar Vortex is Coming!!!!

Postby WildCat » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:18 am

Bruce wrote:Sounds awesome. Bet the cold also kept the snow from partially melting and icing over. Glad you had a good time. 8)

Yeah the snow was in great condition.
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