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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:16 am

Seems to be a very fine line between barking mad and being able to perform the job of public servant receiving exorbitant government salaries and perks.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:59 am

It is difficult because "barking mad" to "batshit" implies the person is not in control of their faculties. We can cite all sorts of serious examples.

Someone drinking, drugging, or choosing to avoid the treatment which all leads them down the path to madness accepts a degree of responsibility.

The people in this thread chose the path. Some tread it gladly.

I do not think a Roy Moore is crazy though he may appear "batshit." He is just another willfully ignorant racist and "anti-I-don't-LIKE-you!" who has enough intelligence to know better.

All of these Fucking Assholes know better.

Most simply do not care.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:10 am

I agree that religion is more a sort of willful ignorance than a brain disorder in most cases, although the two are not mutually exclusive.

Dawkins called it a "delusion" in his famous atheist manifesto. I read it back then, but I think 99.9% of the people who read that book probably already didn't believe in God or were inclined to be skeptical of religion in the first place.

But the point is that if it's a delusion, then delusion is a natural state of human beings, not an aberration like schizophrenia.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:27 am

Dawkins would not know human pathology if it crawled up his ass and found Lemiwinks. Like his ilk, he distracts by publishing invective which only pisses-off anyone but those who already agree with him.

In that vein, having a discussion with him, I would not open with the suggestion that what is burrowing up his fundament is the clue he lack. His approach, as even worse with Peezus and others, is to insult and demean and receive the accolades of the minions, hopefully female, right? They have created a religion and fight to be its pope while justifying the negative stereotype.

Or as Trey Parker and Matt Stone understood: "It's not enough to be right! Yo've got to be a dick about it!"

He and Peezus suffer from the same "delusion" they denounce.

What is their excuse?

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Raphael A. Sanchez used to have quite the cushy job. He was chief counsel for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Seattle. Now, he’s been sentenced to four years in prison.

In February of this year, Sanchez was charged with stealing the identities of seven immigrants. According to the indictment:
[Sanchez] did knowingly transfer, possess, and use, without lawful authority, a means of identification of another person, including the name, Social Security number, and birth date…during and in relation to a felony…wire fraud.
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An alleged far-right terrorist who named his child after Hitler posed with the newborn while clad in the white robes of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), a court heard.

Prosecutors say Adam Thomas, 22, and Claudia Patatas, 38, gave their baby the middle name Adolf in honour of the Nazi leader.

The pair are charged alongside Daniel Bogunovic, 27, with being members of banned neo-Nazi group National Action

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He [Barnaby Jameson QC, prosecuting--Ed.] said another image from the "Thomas-Patatas family album" showed the defendant, again wearing the signature uniform of the white supremacist US group, brandishing a machete in front of a Confederate flag.

It was shown hanging over a sofa, next to two cushions emblazoned with the Swastika.

Mr Jameson said the couple also had a poster stuck to their fridge reading "Britain is ours - the rest must go".

Jurors were also told Ms Patatas, of Banbury, sent a WhatsApp message to convicted National Action member Fletcher, declaring: "All Jews must be put to death".

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Jurors were also told the defendants formed a new group named the TripleK Mafia - a reference to the KKK - after National Action was banned in 2016.

However, it was repeatedly misspelt [Sic--Ed.] Stop that. "TrippleK" on posters by fellow member Joel Wilmore, Mr Jameson said.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:01 am

A collective of fucking assholes:
Meghan Markle’s new fear: British neo-Nazis suggest Prince Harry should be assassinated

For Meghan Markle, it’s probably upsetting that the British media apparently has begun to turn on her, depicting Prince Harry’s new wife as a demanding former Hollywood diva who has become the source of tensions between him, his brother, Prince William, and sister-in-law, Kate Middleton.

But now the pregnant Duchess of Sussex has to deal with something even more disturbing and frightening: online messages coming from young British neo-Nazis who have called Prince Harry a “race traitor” because he married someone of mixed race, the BBC is reporting.

The neo-Nazis, sharing private messages on an online gaming server, also have suggested he should be shot, the BBC said.

According to a BBC investigation, the messages were shared by neo-Nazis from the UK, the rest of Europe and the United States. The neo-Nazis, hiding behind pseudonyms, have engaged in discussions that glorify racism and cruelty against women.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

The neo-Nazis are members of Atomwaffen Division, a nihilistic, American-based group that encourages terrorism, promotes a dystopian ideology and has called for a “race war now,” according to the BBC. The members celebrate Adolf Hitler, the late murderous cult leader Charles Manson and Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik.

And it is all fun and games and laughing at fat kids until: The group has been linked to five homicides in the United States, the BBC and other reports say. This includes the January killing of Blaze Bernstein, a 19-year-old Jewish and openly gay University of Pennsylvania sophomore who was slain while visiting his parents in Orange County. Samuel Woodward, a former high school classmate and reported Atomwaffen Division member, was arrested and charged with murder in Bernstein’s killing, Pro Publica reported.

In secret online chats, members of the group celebrated the student’s murder, Pro Publica added. Bernstein’s mother, Jeanne Pepper Bernstein, told the BBC the “group is a disease and the only way to eradicate it is to figure out where it is and root it out.”

The messages about Prince Harry come from UK members of the Atomwaffen Division, the BBC said. The UK group has 10 to 15 members; the BBC identified the UK group’s leader as Andrew Dymock, a 21-year-old university student from Bath, and its “propagandist” as a 17-year-old from London.

Dymock denies any wrongdoing, issuing a statement through his lawyer that he was not a member of a neo-Nazi group and that any interest he has had in the group was “associated with his university studies.”

["Snip!"--Ed.]

When it was learned in the fall of 2016 that the two were dating, Harry had Kensington Palace issue a lengthy statement to the press and to social media commentators to end “the wave of abuse and harassment” that was directed against her.

Harry, the sixth in line to the British throne, was especially concerned about some of the “racial undertones” and “outright sexism and racism” in web articles and social media commentary about their relationship.

One tabloid story described the Los Angeles-reared former TV actress as coming from one of the city’s roughest suburbs, “famed for its gangland wars,” “bloodbath robberies and drug-induced violence.”

In the statement, Kensington Palace said Harry “is worried about Ms. Markle’s safety and is deeply disappointed that he has not been able to protect her. He knows commentators will say this is ‘the price she has to pay’ and that ‘this is all part of the game.’ He strongly disagrees. This is not a game — it is her life and his.”

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 08, 2018 4:27 pm

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 08, 2018 5:44 pm

That is justice there.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:14 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:27 am
Dawkins would not know human pathology if it crawled up his ass and found Lemiwinks. Like his ilk, he distracts by publishing invective which only pisses-off anyone but those who already agree with him.

In that vein, having a discussion with him, I would not open with the suggestion that what is burrowing up his fundament is the clue he lack. His approach, as even worse with Peezus and others, is to insult and demean and receive the accolades of the minions, hopefully female, right? They have created a religion and fight to be its pope while justifying the negative stereotype.

Or as Trey Parker and Matt Stone understood: "It's not enough to be right! Yo've got to be a dick about it!"

He and Peezus suffer from the same "delusion" they denounce.

What is their excuse?

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I kind of agree: pissing people off with your point of view, (and Dawkins is normally correct and well-informed), serves little purpose other than to inflame existing tensions.

I like the guy but he has big problems with diplomacy.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:34 pm

It is just like The Internets; if you are a smug condescending twat people will want to disagree with you on principle rather than look at any facts you may have.

It allows cleverer people to dismiss the facts with a great fallacy: "he's just got an agenda! He hates Jesus/Christians/The Children!"

The people he would hope to influence turn away.

The other problem a Dawkins and a Peezus have is they do live in the ivory tower. It is not about convincing other "dons" bending graduate students over the desk with sherry; it is about convincing "Betty and Barney Lunchbucket/pail" to look at facts. They are the ones who have kids who are taught not to think, and all of that. They are the ones who need an enemy to feel better about themselves and organize at schools and all of that crap.

As I like to remind people, 97% of skeptics were believers or at least curious. They grew up with fairy tales they believed.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:08 pm

To be fair "The God Delusion" is a great read and bleevers would have great difficulty arguing against the points Dawkins makes.

They're not going to read it, though, just because of the title.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:48 pm

Exactly!

And because of who he is.

I think I mentioned that I recommended Phil Plait's book to someone who wanted to believe in biblical creationism. He just ran into the inconvenient fact that there are more than one creation myth in Genesis. When I remarked, jokingly, that things like gravity argued against this and that, he tried to argue that gravity did not "exist yet."

Rather than laugh at him and all of that, I recommended the book with a "don't take my word for it."

Now, did he lose religion? No. But he stopped believing in YEC.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:57 pm

Like the Creationist who, when asked "If God created the heavens and the Earth at the same time, how could starlight be visible considering that it would have taken eons for the light to travel from the stars to Earth?"

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HA! The light came from flashlights carried by leprechauns riding flying unicorns! CHECKMATE A-THEISTZ!!!11!1!ELEBENTY!!!
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:47 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
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Like the Creationist who, when asked "If God created the heavens and the Earth at the same time, how could starlight be visible considering that it would have taken eons for the light to travel from the stars to Earth?"

"Maybe God created the light between the stars and the Earth when he did that."
Just a modern elaboration of the old Jewish "Adam had a navel and a beard" routine. Despite those things being "evidence" of earlier development that never happened, because he was newly created. :cowbell:
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:48 pm

A question I've asked priests before is: "If God's so powerful and omniscient, then why did he create a universe that is mostly empty and only one planet in our solar system that is capable of supporting life?"

Usual bullshit answers like "God works in mysterious ways."
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:16 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:48 pm
A question I've asked priests before is: "If God's so powerful and omniscient, then why did he create a universe that is mostly empty and only one planet in our solar system that is capable of supporting life?"

Usual bullshit answers like "God works in mysterious ways."
Because He loves us and wants us to be happy.

We have a hard enough time dealing with each other, without having to deal with real aliens. :wink:
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:38 pm

If he loves us and wants us to be happy, why did he invent diseases like Polio, Diptheria, Dementia etc. etc.?

When our little girl died, I asked the priest why such things happen.

He had no answer other than quoting the bible "But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.
Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein."

Fuck you, Jesus. My girl only lived a few months.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.