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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Witness » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:43 am

↑ I see the sarlacc emerging! :shock:

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Boss Shorty » Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:03 am

That's Boss Leroy's 'hoe!

What's his 'hoe doin' on my yard!
Damned if you're gonna put your dirt in my yard. You hear me? Now let's get it outta there!

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:54 am

I don't know, Boss. It just kinda naturally dug...
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:32 am

Boss Leroy moved that 'hoe out of your yard, Boss Shorty. Don't know whose yard it's in now.

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Boss Godfrey » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:15 pm

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Captain » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:34 pm

Pyrrho wrote:I don't know, Boss. It just kinda naturally dug...

You'd best get back to your billable work, son. Diggin' you do on your own time!
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:50 pm

Got that dirt out of Boss Kean's ditch, Captain.

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Boss Shorty » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:56 pm

And?!
Damned if you're gonna put your dirt in my yard. You hear me? Now let's get it outta there!

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:52 pm

Got your yard all cleaned up here, Boss. Did some landscaping.

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:19 pm

About that ditch, Boss...

What remained of my septic tank before Leeeeroy Jenkinssss backfilled it.

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Boss Kean's Ditch...aka trench and new sewer pipe...this is the storm water sewer line. The "black water" sewer line is much deeper.

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You can see the lovely rich deep loam topsoil we have. About 8" of roots and gnarly bits above a layer of solid clay that goes another 25 feet to the bedrock.

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And this is Boss Shorty's yard. Dirt will settle in about a year, then I'll have to get a chain gang back in here to spread it out.

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So my "dirt" is literally not going into Boss Kean's ditch out in the back anymore. Going into Lake Erie here, Boss.
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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Boss Paul » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:00 pm

Get to work.
Get the wax outta your ears!

You call the Captain "Captain!"

And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Captain » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:10 pm

Go get cleaned up and get yourself some sleep. Think you need it.

C'mon son. Come up out of there.
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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Boss Kean » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:48 pm

'Spose he was to backslide on us?
What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Captain » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:03 pm

The city and county will get him with annual increases in the sewer and water rates and estimated bills plus the rainwater tax and customer service fees. He's theirs now.
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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Boss Paul » Tue Oct 03, 2017 6:25 am

Shoulda got his mind right.
Get the wax outta your ears!

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Papa Lazarou » Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:41 am

There was a block in his toilet...wait and see when there is a block in his sewer.
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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Brick Top » Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:23 am

I told the fuckin' wankers to remove the teeth, hair, and fingernails first!
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:10 pm

I have to install a backsassin' backflow preventer here, Boss. $$$

"Your water shouldn't even be turned on!"
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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:13 pm

Neat little thing the city has going. To install a backflow preventer I have to hire a plumber who is certified to install them. Then I have to have it tested every year by a plumber who is certified to test them. Plumber no doubt pays for the certification. Test results are uploaded to the web site of a company that tracks the results.

Might have been better to abandon the well...but what's really funny is that if the city decides that there are too many cross-connections in the house plumbing, they can require a backflow preventer anyway, well or no well.

At least the city won't charge me a fee for installing the water meter, whenever they get a round tuit.
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Re: Pyrrho!

Postby Boss Kean » Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:38 am

Who the hell put all this dirt in the yard?!
What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?


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