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New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:01 am

The last one packed up after I was knocked off by an insane Pakistani taxi driver, so I bought one of these.

It's not quite faggoty enough, though.

Any suggestions?

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Doctor X » Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:05 am

Since a fag is riding it, it should have enough of the gay.

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby shemp » Tue Sep 12, 2017 2:45 am

Paint it pink. Attach a butt plug to the seat. Also a flower box. Offer rides to passing sailors.
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Doctor X » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:30 am

For asthmatic, that seat is a butt-plug. . . .

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Fid » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:54 am

Needs defensive weapons...maybe a screaming woman. Perhaps a long hair woman being dragged by Alabama rednecks behind a truck.
Seriously though great fag-o-cycle.
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Doctor X » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:39 am

Fid wrote:Needs defensive weapons...maybe a screaming woman. Perhaps a long hair woman being dragged by Alabama rednecks behind a truck.


That would make it an Awesome-o-Cycle.

This is the Fag-o-Cycle.

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:36 pm

It took me about an hour to build it, then another hour to figure out how the gear shifts work.

Weird. You have to move the brake levers in to change up and press a tiny button to shift down.

It's taking some practice!

Still, it's as light as a feather and goes like shit off a shovel. :)
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby ed » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:10 pm

Those streamer Thingies that go in the handles
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:15 pm

Yah! Take some getting used to.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby ed » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:35 pm

Those streamer Thingies that go in the handles
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:22 pm

ed, you're repeating yourself. Is the Floridor weather getting to you?
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Witness » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:34 am

Nice. When do you expect it to get stolen?

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:26 pm

I carry a motorbike chain with me at all times, Witness, as well as a cable lock.

They'd need an angle grinder to steal my Fag-o-Cycle.
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:19 pm

I should have bought one of these...

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Sir » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:23 pm

Too butch.
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Witness » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:25 pm

↑ Piffle, you should go steampunk:

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby sparks » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:02 am

asthmatic camel wrote:I should have bought one of these...

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Just imagine the cost of a new set of Nikes for the bike though!
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Doctor X » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:29 am

AirJordans® will give more lift.

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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby sparks » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:35 am

Sure will: By about a C note a pair! :)
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Re: New Fag-o-Cycle

Postby Witness » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:06 am

asthmatic camel wrote:I carry a motorbike chain with me at all times, Witness, as well as a cable lock.

They'd need an angle grinder to steal my Fag-o-Cycle.
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