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Weiner tucked away

Postby ed » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:02 pm

She said she agreed with Mr. Weiner’s lawyers’ contention that he was finally receiving effective treatment for a disease of sexual compulsion, that he was engaging in sex addiction therapy and was making what she called “an enormous contribution” to others suffering from that disease.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/25/nyre ... v=top-news
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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:13 pm

You left out the best part!
Anthony D. Weiner, whose repeated sexting scandals cost him his seat in Congress, his bid to become mayor of New York City, and possibly Hillary Clinton’s chances at the presidency, was sentenced on Monday to 21 months in prison.


I'm sure he can do 21 months (gets out in 4?) standing on his dick.

That's okay. I feel confident he'll be back. 'Cause from here on out he's going to get baited himself.

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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:55 pm

Hmm.

21 months (and maybe less).

He'll be out in time to run for president in 2020. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Captain » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:46 pm

He'll fit right in.
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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Captain » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:00 pm

He will commence to getting his mind right today.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national ... story.html

Had a spot all ready for him down here but looks to me he'll be doing soft time.

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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Fid » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:00 pm

Needs more razor wire. Who knows how many (little) dick pics the guy could post via smuggled phones. Razor wire stops that right?
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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Bruce » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:13 am

I happen to work near the slammer where they tucked Weiner. The news crews were lined up along the road in front this morning. It happens to be the same place where the put away the Boston Bomber, and as far as I know, he's still there. Maybe they will become bunk mates.
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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Bruce » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:17 am

Captain wrote:Had a spot all ready for him down here but looks to me he'll be doing soft time.


Yes. Soft time. It's actually considered a medical prison hospital, so I don't know what was the justification for putting him there. Did he stub his toe during the sentencing? :|
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Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:47 am

He literally cried.

The facility in Ayer, about 40 miles (64 kilometers) west of Boston, has over 1,000 inmates at the medical center and over 100 more at an adjacent minimum security satellite camp. It’s the same prison that once housed Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

Weiner was sentenced in September by a judge who said the crime resulted from a “very strong compulsion.” At the time, a tearful Weiner said he was undergoing therapy and had been “a very sick man for a very long time.”
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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Witness » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:58 am

Whiny Weiner. :roll:

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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:43 am

Pyrrho wrote:He literally cried.

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Re: Weiner tucked away

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:01 pm

https://www.npr.org/2017/11/06/56232198 ... heir-pants

In Chicago, an odd mix of brazen action by detainees in jail and declining budgets is keeping public defenders from talking to their clients in the lockup areas behind county courtrooms.

Cook County Public Defender Amy Campanelli says this will continue until authorities can find a way to stop some of the men in custody from exposing themselves to female attorneys.

Campanelli says the majority — 60 percent — of the assistant public defenders in her office are women who often talk to clients in the lockup areas before they're brought into the courtroom. But, increasingly, there's been a problem.

"And it's not the client they are talking to," she explains. "It's another inmate over to the side ... exposes themselves, pull downs their pants, sometimes goes further than that. It's disgusting, it's awful and my lawyers are being assaulted. It's an assault."

Since January, more than 200 detainees have been charged with indecent exposure. Most of those incidents involve correctional officers and jail personnel.
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