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Re: The O.J. Simpson Parole Violation Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:37 pm

I'm going to be generous and give him 14 months before seriously fucking up.

I'm reasoning that he might keep his head down this Xmas, when the world and his wife are drunk but won't be able to resist a serious bender in 2018. :)
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Re: The O.J. Simpson Parole Violation Pool

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:47 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:I'm going to be generous and give him14 months before seriously fucking up.
I'm reasoning that he might keep his head down this Xmas, when the world and his wife are drunk but won't be able to resist a serious bender in 2018. :)


Done.

but ... his wife is very dead because somebody slit her throat and and she isn't going to rise like Jesus and have a drink on his birthday. I'm not saying that 'somebody' is O.J. but ...


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