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This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:42 pm

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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:01 pm

that's a motherfucking unhonk right there.

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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Doctor X » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:43 pm

Should not Uranus be brown?

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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:54 pm

New Age touchy feely shit, right?

OK, so they left a real planet out of their astrology and crystals? :roll:
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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:34 am

Mrs. C. makes jewellery as a hobby. I'll see if she can produce a version you and Doc approve of.
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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:55 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Mrs. C. makes jewellery as a hobby. I'll see if she can produce a version you and Doc approve of.


In other words, she made it to your specifications little realizing it was to make trouble. :P

But seriously folks :notsure:

Pluto, Eris, Quaoar, Makemake, and Ceres are all planets.

I don't really expect all of them to be included on a charm bracelet.
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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:59 am

There are probably about fifty or so undiscovered planets of the Pluto type.

So not only is Pluto a planet, is is an average normal planet, if a bit close to the sun for the type.
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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:14 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Mrs. C. makes jewellery as a hobby. I'll see if she can produce a version you and Doc approve of.


In other words, she made it to your specifications little realizing it was to make trouble. :P

But seriously folks :notsure:

Pluto, Eris, Quaoar, Makemake, and Ceres are all planets.

I don't really expect all of them to be included on a charm bracelet.


Fucking Pussy. I'm going to insist that Mrs. C. includes all of them. And all the moons.

(She didn't make the one pictured BTW.)
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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:20 am

My pal Joe the Jovian says there are two normal sized planets, two itty bitty planets, and a whole mess of solar system debris left over.
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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Mentat » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:27 pm

Can we just compromise on calling Pluto the Sun's own moon? It works hard to provide for all the planets, but never gets a thank you in return. It would be a nice present. Even has a little heart on it.
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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:48 pm

My pal Paul the Jehovah's Witness says you're full of shit.

Answer that!

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Re: This will really piss Abdul off.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:49 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:My pal Paul the Jehovah's Witness says you're full of shit.

Answer that!

Atheist!


Ask him what happened in 1975. :BigGrin3:
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