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Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

Postby shemp » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:51 am

...THE MASTER IS DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, FUCKING DEAD AS THE FUCKING ACE OF SPADES!!! DEAD!!!
AND WHO KILLED COCK ROBIN??? MISS PLUM DID, IN THE STUDY WITH THE WRENCH, SHE GAVE HIM FORTY HWACKS, AND WHEN SHE SAW WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE GAVE HIM ANOTHER FORTY-ONE!!! AND BOY DO I LOVE TITS!!! BIG HUGE HONKING FUCKING TITS!!! TITS SO BIG YOU COULD EAT THANSGIVING DINNER OFF THEM AND STILL HAVE ROOM ON THEM FOR DESSERT!!!! TITS, THAT'S WHAT HER MAJESTY'S NAVY NEEDS, BIG TITS ON THE PROW OF EVERY SHIP!!! LET US SHOW THE WORLD OUR BIG BRITISH CORN-FED TITS!!! BIGGER THAN A GORILLA'S BUM, YER MAJESTY!!! SHOW THE FILTHY WOGS WHAT REAL TITS LOOK LIKE!!! THAT'S RIGHT, ADMIRAL, SHOW THEM OUR TITS!!!
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Re: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

Postby Witness » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:04 am

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Re: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:26 am

shemp wrote:...THE MASTER IS DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, FUCKING DEAD AS THE FUCKING ACE OF SPADES!!! DEAD!!!
AND WHO KILLED COCK ROBIN??? MISS PLUM DID, IN THE STUDY WITH THE WRENCH, SHE GAVE HIM FORTY HWACKS, AND WHEN SHE SAW WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE GAVE HIM ANOTHER FORTY-ONE!!! AND BOY DO I LOVE TITS!!! BIG HUGE HONKING FUCKING TITS!!! TITS SO BIG YOU COULD EAT THANSGIVING DINNER OFF THEM AND STILL HAVE ROOM ON THEM FOR DESSERT!!!! TITS, THAT'S WHAT HER MAJESTY'S NAVY NEEDS, BIG TITS ON THE PROW OF EVERY SHIP!!! LET US SHOW THE WORLD OUR BIG BRITISH CORN-FED TITS!!! BIGGER THAN A GORILLA'S BUM, YER MAJESTY!!! SHOW THE FILTHY WOGS WHAT REAL TITS LOOK LIKE!!! THAT'S RIGHT, ADMIRAL, SHOW THEM OUR TITS!!!


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Re: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

Postby Carr » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:11 am

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Re: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

Postby gnome » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:27 pm

Bender wrote:Fry cracked corn and I don't care, Leela cracked corn, I still don't care, Bender cracked corn and he is great, TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!


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Re: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:22 am

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Re: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:43 am

I have those loops too.






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