Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

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Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:28 pm

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Kenyan Official: Homosexual Lions Learned It From “Copying” Gay Tourists
"Probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly."
by Dan Avery 11/6/2017

After wildlife photographer reported seeing two male lions mate in a Kenyan safari, a government official claimed the two felines must have “copied” gay men visiting the park.

“Probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly,” tweeted Ezekeil Mutua, head of the Kenyan Film Classification Board. “I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic. Because these animals do not watch movies.”
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Re: Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:26 pm

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Re: Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

Postby Grammatron » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:38 pm

Simpsons South Park did it!

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

Postby Witness » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:32 am

Well, the Kenya Film Classification Board has clear objectives:
KFCB, CIPK INK COLLABORATION AGREEMENT

The Kenya Film Classification Board has signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the Council of Imams and Preachers of Kenya (CIPK).

Under the agreement, the two organisations will collaborate in public sensitization programs on responsible consumption of content and preserving Kenya’s culture and moral values.

Speaking during the signing of the MOU at Royal Castle Inn in Mombasa this morning, KFCB CEO Dr. Ezekiel Mutua said the0 collaboration is a fulfilment of KFCB’s commitment to work with religious institutions to promote moral values.

CIPK Organising Secretary Sheikh Mohammed Khalifa welcomed the partnership saying KFCB has an important role of promoting moral values through content. He was accopanied by Sheikh Fowzy Twala.
http://kfcb.co.ke/

So Dr Ezekiel Mutua is certainly the man they need, and will prevent the local lions from catching the gay from perverted tourists. Yet some wrong-thinking Kenyans disagre:
‘Old’ Ezekiel Mutua is an embarrassment to Kenya

If we did a poll on who is the most hated and despised Kenyan at the moment, there is no doubt that Ezekiel Mutua will be the winner. Mutua offends more people than he intends to appease with his one-man war on what he thinks are declining morals in the country.
From a Kenyan tabloid.

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Re: Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

Postby Doctor X » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:03 am

Damn fags!

Making Kimba--the Japanese Original Lion King--yaoi!!11!

Where is Roy Moore to protect us?!




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Re: Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

Postby Bruce » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:58 am

Lions have always been gay. They even have their own club and their own pledge.
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Re: Gay Lions copied Gay Tourists. Really.

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