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Postby ed » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:10 pm

I love my daughter dearly. That said, she has one teeny weakness: her equanimity gets strained when she plays miniature golf. Every time. Without fail. People get blamed for cheating. She goes off in a huff. It starts about half way thru (with luck) it goes downhill from there. This clip is from "Toast of London" with that cool guy from "The IT Crowd", Matt Berry. While my daughter does not cuss like her doppleganger, I suspect that she thinks the cusses. I particularly like the way she catches her breathe and then continues the beating.

Enjoy a round of Miniature Golf with my daughter, Melanie! Keep your head down. :D

https://youtu.be/yCL_jgOt5wE
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Re: Golf

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:08 pm

A good walk ruined.

Er, spoiled. Fucking misremebered.
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Re: Golf

Postby ed » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:16 pm

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Re: Golf

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:12 pm

She's standing up to the patriarchy. You go girl!! He was trying to mansplain the rules to her.

Mark Twain described the game of golf as "a good walk spoiled".
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Re: Golf

Postby ed » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:06 am

Ahhhh ... thank you.

To my daughter's credit, she found the clip hilarious.
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Re: Golf

Postby Witness » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:23 am

Judging from the clip, I hope she soon plays with the Donald…


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