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I must find her.

Postby gnome » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:31 pm

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:41 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Rob Lister » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:53 pm

I gotta get some new friends.

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:06 pm

Rob Lister wrote:I gotta get some new friends.


Gnome Ann wants to be your friend
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I must find her.

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:39 pm

Charlie's 'ad her.
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Re: I must find her.

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Re: I must find her.

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:02 pm

Fuck.
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Re: I must find her.

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:07 pm

I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?
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Re: I must find her.

Postby shemp » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:16 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?


The actual quote is "No mayonnaise in Ireland."
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Re: I must find her.

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:45 pm

ed is a rock.

Listy's no mayo in Ireland.
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Re: I must find her.

Postby Fid » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:18 am

Anaxagoras wrote:I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?


Damn beat me to it. :x
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Re: I must find her.

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:30 am

Fid wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?


Damn beat me to it. :x


Have you ever been to Gnome Ann's Land? Beautiful country, believe me.
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Re: I must find her.

Postby Fid » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:48 am

Indeed, now that humans are forbidden.
http://www.messynessychic.com/2015/05/2 ... ed-by-war/

Wait, is this a reference to a Lesbian bar?
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Re: I must find her.

Postby WildCat » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:52 am

Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:15 am

I find your lack of appreciation for the γ most disturbing.

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:08 pm

Meanwhile, remember that:

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snowman's an island.

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Giz » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:40 pm

You can find her with the right historical references. Your search just needs the appropriate gnome ann culture.

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Re: I must find her.

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:04 pm

Gnome Ann Boobs! Please!

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:07 am

OK AC. WTF!!!???

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Re: I must find her.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:12 am

I feel sexually assaulted
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke


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