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I must find her.

Post by gnome » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:31 pm

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: I must find her.

Post by Grammatron » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:41 pm

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Re: I must find her.

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:53 pm

I gotta get some new friends.

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Re: I must find her.

Post by Grammatron » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:06 pm

Rob Lister wrote:I gotta get some new friends.
Gnome Ann wants to be your friend

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Re: I must find her.

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:39 pm

Charlie's 'ad her.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: I must find her.

Post by Witness » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:50 pm

[youtube][/youtube]
(20 s is quite enough)

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Re: I must find her.

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:02 pm

Fuck.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:07 pm

I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Post by shemp » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:16 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?
The actual quote is "No mayonnaise in Ireland."
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Post by sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:45 pm

ed is a rock.

Listy's no mayo in Ireland.
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Post by Fid » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:18 am

Anaxagoras wrote:I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?
Damn beat me to it. :x
"Try SCE to AUX."
Yeah, me and an electrified atmosphere ain't friends.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:30 am

Fid wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:I thought that Gnome Ann was an island?
Damn beat me to it. :x
Have you ever been to Gnome Ann's Land? Beautiful country, believe me.
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Re: I must find her.

Post by Fid » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:48 am

Indeed, now that humans are forbidden.
http://www.messynessychic.com/2015/05/2 ... ed-by-war/

Wait, is this a reference to a Lesbian bar?
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Re: I must find her.

Post by WildCat » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:52 am

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you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:15 am

I find your lack of appreciation for the γ most disturbing.

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:08 pm

Meanwhile, remember that:

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snowman's an island.

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Re: I must find her.

Post by Giz » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:40 pm

You can find her with the right historical references. Your search just needs the appropriate gnome ann culture.

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Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:04 pm

Gnome Ann Boobs! Please!

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:07 am

OK AC. WTF!!!???

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Re: I must find her.

Post by Grammatron » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:12 am

I feel sexually assaulted