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The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:08 pm

Fat bastards need their will-power testing...

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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:14 pm

That's not "triggering" ed.

That's being a cock tease. :evil:
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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:17 am

Looks good, but not very practical. One of those stupid "Guinness World Record" things I'm sure.

They've basically made it into a business model. You too can have your very own official Guinness World Record if you are willing to pay for it.

As Book Sales Drop, Guinness World Records Ltd. Adapts Its Services

You don't have to pay them for every kind of record, like if you can run the fastest 100 meter dash ever, they'll record it for free, but if you want a world record in, say, popping balloons with chopsticks, some stupid record that nobody cares about, you need to pay for one of their officials to come out and witness it.
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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby sparks » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:40 am

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Postby Bruce » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:00 pm

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Postby Bruce » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:14 pm

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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby ed » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:14 pm

<sniffle>
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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Nov 25, 2017 11:22 pm

See that folks?

Not triggered at all.

Way to go ed. :coolspecs:
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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:07 pm

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Postby WildCat » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:15 am

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Damn, I think I triggered myself!
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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Grammatron » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:26 am

It's interesting how you get such an emotional reaction, but to me it might as well be crushed and destroyed lawnmowers.
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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:10 am

Personally, I prefer using a lawn mower, since it will mulch the body for me.




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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Bruce » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:54 am

The internet disappointed me today.

I thought the internet had everything, but I could find absolutely nothing on the topic of cannon abuse.

Could it be that there's not a single person in the world that's abusing cannons?

No. Can't be. What's wrong with you today, internet? :(
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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Fid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:21 am

Well my [img] thingy don't work but the cannons in various (American) civil war sites and battlefield memorials have their barrels filled with concrete.
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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:14 pm

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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:16 pm

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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:01 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Image


All arguments are invalid.

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Re: The Let's Trigger ed Thread.

Postby Fid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:14 pm

I'm trying to turn the Weasle Ball into a weapon.
The ozone emitted from the motor tends to put off any little animals one would expect to have a great time with it.
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