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Five Years Ago Today

Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:05 am

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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby ed » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:54 am

Some sort of gay cosplay?
Looks like a lot of grab ass to me.
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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:59 am

:mean: :meanie1: :meananim: :HoppingMad: :HoppingMad2: :HoppingMad: :HoppingMad:
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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:01 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:22 pm

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どうした? Is Anax a JETS fan?

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby ed » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:33 pm

Grabass. Reported.
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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby Boss Higgins » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:39 pm

Sanchez got a week in the box for that grab-ass.

Never got his mind right. Kept complainin'. Boss Godfrey had to take care of him.
Boss Paul says you wasn't happy with your job! That you was complainin'!

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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby ed » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:43 pm

Linking to yet more grabass is not helpful.

Is this a road prison or grabass central?
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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:46 pm

For some--like Anax--it was traumatic:

It’s always amazing how sports fans can delude themselves into thinking things can still go their way, even in the face of insurmountable odds. Down 14-0 in the second quarter, it still felt like the Jets had a shot at pulling themselves back into the game. New England’s previous two touchdowns had come off turnovers, yes, but they happened deep Patriots territory. The Jets were showing that they were still a team that was capable of creating and sustaining long drives; all they needed to do was to get in the end zone before the end of the half and they were right back in it.

Even from where we were sitting, with our seats right by the 15-yard line, you couldn’t really see the full extent of just how badly the Jets had fucked up. The play clearly broke down, that much was clear. Sanchez turned, too late, in the wrong direction, tried to scramble, and then all of a sudden there was confusion, a mass of bodies, Sanchez was on the ground and a Patriot had scooped up the ball and scored a touchdown. Only after the replay showed could you actually see that he had run into his own lineman’s ass. After the groans, the booing, then the yelling, the inevitable “We Want Tebow!” chant began. I don’t think it stopped until halftime.

It’s often overlooked, but the play just following the buttfumble was a disaster, too. Joe McKnight botched the kickoff, and the Patriots scored again, capping off a 52-second sequence in which they scored 21 points. Like true Jets season-ticket holding masochists, we committed to staying through the rest of the half even as everyone in the stadium (including constipated narcissist Fireman Ed, who was so traumatized by this game he didn’t return to MetLife until 2015) poured out into the parking lot. The score at the end of two full quarters was New England 35, New York, 3. No one cheered when the Jets kicked that field goal.

Sanchez was the Jets’ starting quarterback for the rest of the season, and Rex would stay on through the 2014 season, but, really, it was the buttfumble that marked the end of the Rex Ryan era in New York. All the poise, all the braggadocio, all the playoff wins, all the blustery press conferences, all the hope, wiped out with a single head to a lineman’s ass.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby Boss Paul » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:48 pm

ed wrote:Is this a road prison or grabass central?


You see a difference?
Get the wax outta your ears!

You call the Captain "Captain!"

And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!

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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby ed » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:05 pm

Ahhh ... my mind is now right. many thanks.
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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby Captain » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:46 pm


ed says there's grab-ass in this post. Well, they're free men! Free men can play grab-ass all they want. Now once they get a set of chains...
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

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Re: Five Years Ago Today

Postby ed » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:57 pm

"ed says"????

Sorry, that looks like ladies night at the turkish bath.
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