Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby shemp » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:14 am

ed wrote:Get to work.

Douchenozzle ... I like the sound of that.


Go work a street corner with your $5 handjobs.
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby shemp » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:18 am

ed wrote:
shemp wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:
shemp wrote:Yep, just like Moe-Larry-Curly. But Abdul disappointed me.


I guess you're okay with the folks at the power company working thanksgiving so you can post your sad drivel on the internets. Hypocrite. :x


:doglaugh:

Pathetic strawman. Electricity has to keep going, fucktard. Stores don't have to be open. Next you'll claim I would call for hospitals to close and let the patients die.


Why do you hate sick people?


I don't. They make me feel healthy by comparison. Just like you and Lister make me look smart.
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:17 am

I just ordered a pizza.

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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:25 am

Rob Lister wrote:I just ordered a pizza.


The perfect desert after roast turkey. :Hungry2:
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby ed » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:06 am

My handjobs are $7.50 ... douchenozzle <snigger>
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby sparks » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:26 am

There are services that must be maintained, and the peeps who see to that get (or should, at the very least) well paid to do it. Others are, no doubt, being hosed by their employers for the sake of a fucking buck.

Human is as human does.

Not going to get into an argument about who's getting paid what and why or why not they ought to get paid more for working on a bloody holiday. Fucking pointless. Not resolvable except to say that it's up to each and everyone of us, in the face of abuse by an employer, to tell said employer to go fuck themselves. Easier said than done for someone living paycheck to paycheck or worse, I realize that.

No answer for that one here.

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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby shemp » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:55 am

ed wrote:My handjobs are $7.50 ... douchenozzle <snigger>


Only because there's $2.50 sales tax.
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby ed » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:39 am

shemp wrote:
ed wrote:My handjobs are $7.50 ... douchenozzle <snigger>


Only because there's $2.50 sales tax.

Yes, to suport the welfare system that suports the poor fuckers that are not geting paid today becacause of dicks like you that didn't shop today thus causing them to get laid of.

Next thing you'l want a $1.75 minimum wage. Why don't you just go back to north korea.
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby Captain » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:43 pm

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Boss Paul wrote:Get to work.


Blow me you backwoods fool.

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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby ed » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:50 pm

Captain wrote:
shemp wrote:
Boss Paul wrote:Get to work.


Blow me you backwoods fool.

Night in the box!


With or without Boss Paul?
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Nov 24, 2017 12:52 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:I just ordered a pizza.


The perfect desert after roast turkey. :Hungry2:


Hopefully Walmart will be open on Christmas so I can do some last minute shopping.

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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:52 pm

Update: Walmart practically deserted this morning. :)
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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby shemp » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:57 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:I just ordered a pizza.


The perfect desert after roast turkey. :Hungry2:


Hopefully Walmart will be open on Christmas so I can do some last minute shoplifting.


FTFY, you fucking horse thief!
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Americans, please don't shop in stores on Thanksgiving!

Postby shemp » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:02 pm

ed wrote:
shemp wrote:
ed wrote:My handjobs are $7.50 ... douchenozzle <snigger>


Only because there's $2.50 sales tax.

Yes, to suport the welfare system that suports the poor fuckers that are not geting paid today becacause of dicks like you that didn't shop today thus causing them to get laid of.

Next thing you'l want a $1.75 minimum wage. Why don't you just go back to north korea.


Next thing you'll want is Trump to attack NK and bring the entire population here to work as slaves, put millions of hard-working Americans out of work!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA AND AMERICAN LABOR????? :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom: :freedom:
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray


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