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Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:49 pm

Or something.

I noticed, as Mrs. Camel's TV is always on and I have to walk past it on my way to the beer fridge.

"I bet she's got a lovely minge." says I, thinking out loud.

Hilarity ensued.
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Doctor X » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:00 pm

Is he the Nazi one?

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:00 pm

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:28 pm

Doctor X wrote:Is he the Nazi one?

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I believe so.

And he's marrying a...

(Insert offensive term of your choice here.)
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:29 pm

I know "minge" beans "cunt" in a general way, but is it also used as a term of address? :?
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:41 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I know "minge" beans "cunt" in a general way, but is it also used as a term of address? :?


Not in my experience.
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:44 pm

Does this mean that the U.S. and GB have a treaty?

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:47 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:I know "minge" beans "cunt" in a general way, but is it also used as a term of address? :?


Not in my experience.


Thank you for clearing that up.

I'd hate to be visiting the UK and make that mistake. 8)
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:54 pm

I just read in a trashy tabloid that the bride to be is an African American.

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One drop rule of course. :lmao:
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:56 pm

At least she's not a German, like ... you know. :BigGrin3:
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Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:24 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I just read in a trashy tabloid that the bride to be is an African American.

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One drop rule of course. :lmao:



Not only that, but a Catholic. (A fact which until recently would have been a matter of some controversy and would have prevented them getting hitched or he would have been out of the line of succession.)

What about religion?

In order to remain in the line of succession, members of the royal family cannot be Catholic. The vast majority are members of the Church of England, with the Queen serving as the head of the church. And until 2013, laws forbade members of the family from marrying someone who is Catholic. It was a restriction couples could work around: Peter Phillips’s wife, Autumn, converted from Catholicism before their May 2008 wedding. If she hadn’t, Phillips — the Queen’s eldest grandchild, who is 13th in line to the throne — would have lost his place in the line of succession.
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:41 pm

It must be true love.

If he were "going black" for reasons of state she'd have been C of E, from The Commonwealth, and of noble blood. And really black.

A Papuan perhaps. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Giz » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:15 am

Rob Lister wrote:Does this mean that the U.S. and GB have a treaty?


Aren't treaties supposed to avoid each side getting screwed?

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Rob Lister » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:13 am

yea. Is that a no then?

Shimp made me feel bad a few threads ago so I don't know how to answer.

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby shemp » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:37 am

And you fully deserved it! Now man up and answer!
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:22 am

As I caught this earth shattering news, the talking heads were saying that not only is she a catholic nigger, she's also an outspoken feminist.

Good luck, Harry; I married one of those...
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:00 am

asthmatic camel wrote:As I caught this earth shattering news, the talking heads were saying that not only is she a catholic nigger, she's also an outspoken feminist.

Good luck, Harry; I married one of those...


I wonder what his SC name will be. :lmao:
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:38 am

However will the Royal Family and the Right Sort of People cope?!

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Fid » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:50 am

Gasp! an n word marrying into an g word family... fetch me smelling salts. What is this world coming to?
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Postby Tommy D » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:30 am

Fid wrote:What is this world coming to?

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