Prince Harry Gets Engaged

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:28 pm

I am reliably informed that Meghan is a protestant nigger, not a catholic nigger so I'll sleep soundly tonight.

In the spirit of SC scientific inquiry, I called Mrs. Camel a dumbass, catholic nigger this morning just to see what would happen.

Apparently it is possible to have ones' genitals surgically reattached once they have been removed with a bread knife...
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:36 pm

BWAHAHAHA...
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby ed » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:20 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
In the spirit of SC scientific inquiry, I called Mrs. Camel a dumbass, catholic nigger this morning just to see what would happen.



I like that. Good turn of phrase.
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:43 am

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:49 am

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A guillotine in England, really? :roll:

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:42 pm

About that C of E thing.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/05/meghan-ma ... k-7363170/

Well I should think so, old boy what what. :BigGrin3:
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