Prince Harry Gets Engaged

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:28 pm

I am reliably informed that Meghan is a protestant nigger, not a catholic nigger so I'll sleep soundly tonight.

In the spirit of SC scientific inquiry, I called Mrs. Camel a dumbass, catholic nigger this morning just to see what would happen.

Apparently it is possible to have ones' genitals surgically reattached once they have been removed with a bread knife...
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:36 pm

BWAHAHAHA...
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby ed » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:20 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
In the spirit of SC scientific inquiry, I called Mrs. Camel a dumbass, catholic nigger this morning just to see what would happen.



I like that. Good turn of phrase.
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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:43 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Prince Harry Gets Engaged

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:49 am

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A guillotine in England, really? :roll:


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