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Postby ed » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:03 pm

I got a gate at the end of my driveway and I want to add some features like power opening and cameras and lasers and such.

Since most of you have been incarcerated, it seems reasonable to ask what your thoughts are regarding perimeter security systems. I cannot keep a person out but I can control vehicles and maybe get images.

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Re: Security gates

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:12 pm

Incarceration?

Is there some reason you want to keep intruders in?
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Re: Security gates

Postby ed » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:33 pm

maybe
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Re: Security gates

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:39 pm

Something to do with those lasers you mentioned, I suppose? 8)

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Re: Security gates

Postby gnome » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:53 pm

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Wait, you're in Myakka or some place like that

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Re: Security gates

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:09 pm

gnome wrote:Image


In Myakka that arrangement makes perfect sense. Instead of a lawn there is a swamp full of alligators, you see.

But I get the feeling ed wants something fancier, mainly for aesthetic reasons.
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Re: Security gates

Postby Witness » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:09 am

↑ Fancy enough?

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Re: Security gates

Postby gnome » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:15 am

Wait! We finally found a place for Bruce to live!
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Re: Security gates

Postby sparks » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:42 am

And the police crime scene tape makes it perfect!
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Re: Security gates

Postby Fid » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:51 am

sparks wrote:And the police crime scene tape makes it perfect!


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Re: Security gates

Postby Witness » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:53 am

So you nasties are snatching things from ed to give them to Bruce? How unkind! :x

But you are right, ed is goD and deserves a more stately entrance to his temple:

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Re: Security gates

Postby Fid » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:12 am

Yeah, I could pee like that back in the day .
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Re: Security gates

Postby Doctor X » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:28 pm

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Re: Security gates

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:45 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

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