Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

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Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:27 am

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Re: Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

Post by shemp » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:39 am

I hate to admit it but you finally found something worthwhile. Mrs. Shemp and I had a good laugh, thanks.
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Re: Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

Post by Witness » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:53 am

An apology form can be found here: http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/apology.

Covers all cases, and there are other handy forms (e. g. complaints, love letters, &c.).