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corplinx no seen lately

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:14 pm

Dead?

Or finally got a life?
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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Suddenly » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:08 pm

It happens to the best of us.
Sorry... I couldn't help it...

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Boss Paul » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:04 pm

You run again, we're gonna kill ya.
Get the wax outta your ears!

You call the Captain "Captain!"

And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Suddenly » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:19 pm

RCC would probably chime in but he has no idea what his password is.
Sorry... I couldn't help it...

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Carr » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:26 pm

Hope you're not gonna be a hard case. . . .
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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Tommy D » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:51 pm

Suddenly wrote:RCC would probably chime in but he has no idea what his password is.

Forgot who were logged in as?

You stuttering prick!
What's really funny is . . . the fucking bank job away in Secaucus . . . I'm in the middle of the fucking weeds!

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Suddenly » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:56 pm

Tommy D wrote:
Suddenly wrote:RCC would probably chime in but he has no idea what his password is.

Forgot who were logged in as?

You stuttering prick!


You're a funny guy.
Sorry... I couldn't help it...

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:36 pm

Hmm. Funny how? :)
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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Henry » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:17 am

The way he tells the story and everything!
Now I gotta live the rest of my life like a schnook.

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Suddenly » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:18 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Hmm. Funny how? :)


It was just, you know, a funny post.
Sorry... I couldn't help it...

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Tommy D » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:01 am

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
What's really funny is . . . the fucking bank job away in Secaucus . . . I'm in the middle of the fucking weeds!

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby RCC: Act II » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:09 am

So, what is up with the pre-approval thing?

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby RCC: Act II » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:12 am

I'm just screaming into the void...

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby shemp » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:38 am

Boss Paul wrote:You run again, we're gonna kill ya.


You're still nuthin but a backwoods fool.
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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Boss Higgins » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:14 am

You complainin'?!
Boss Paul says you wasn't happy with your job! That you was complainin'!

Well, we're goin' to give you a chance to think about it!

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Elbow_Jobertski » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:08 am

Tommy D wrote:You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Billy Batts » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:40 am

Tell him to get his fucking shine box!





Ruin my party.
Now Go Get Your Fucking Shine Box!

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Henry » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:47 am

He doesn't mean any disrespect!
Now I gotta live the rest of my life like a schnook.

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:21 am

RCC: Act II wrote:So, what is up with the pre-approval thing?

Spambot control.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: corplinx no seen lately

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:22 am

Suddenly wrote:RCC would probably chime in but he has no idea what his password is.

I know a guy who can fix that.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


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