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Re: The UK thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:24 pm

Witness wrote:
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You pedantic asshole!
Pedantic asshole of the forum© is a hotly contested title. :|

And as for ancestry, mine is spread about half of Europe. And more. (Hope I don't get expelled…)
So long as you're not French, you should be OK. :)
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Re: The UK thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:31 pm

You're all pronouncing "pedant" incorrectly. :evil:

The correct pronunciation scans the same as "pissant". :)

Foreigners. Humph. :BigGrin3:
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Re: The UK thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:44 am

Pissant? Chicago Man, I know ALL about that. :D
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Re: The UK thread

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:20 am

AC, don't worry about AA and his presumed 'Chicago' ties. Sure, he can be a pissant at times, but he doesn't seem to be making a career out of it.


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Re: The UK thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:39 am

sparks, AA is the least of my worries right now.

As strange as it might seem, I LIKE him. ;)

(But not in THAT way, obviously,)
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Re: The UK thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:21 am

You can all fuck off.

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Re: The UK thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:21 am

sparks wrote:
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AC, don't worry about AA and his presumed 'Chicago' ties. Sure, he can be a pissant at times, but he doesn't seem to be making a career out of it.


Yet.
It's a hobby not a profession. :P :P :P
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Re: The UK thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:22 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
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(But not in THAT way, obviously,)
Not being a big momma I have no shot at that at all. :mrgreen:
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Re: The UK thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 05, 2018 10:58 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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asthmatic camel wrote:
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(But not in THAT way, obviously,)
Not being a big momma I have no shot at that at all. :mrgreen:
From what I've read, you are quite a big momma.

You could be in with a shout. :D
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Re: The UK thread

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 05, 2018 2:48 pm

:lmao:
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Re: The UK thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:34 pm

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Re: The UK thread

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:40 pm

Don't be mad AA, you know we all have the utmost esteem for you. :)
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Re: The UK thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:03 pm

Yeah, just having a little fun, AA.

And I really do like you. X
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Re: The UK thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:09 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
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Yeah, just having a little fun, AA.

And I really do like you. X
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Re: The UK thread

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Re: The UK thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:11 am

Twat he is. :)
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Re: The UK thread

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Re: The UK thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:15 am

WANTED: More magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity among the judiciary
Daily Fail

Don't call me Dim no more, Your Honour call me.


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Re: The UK thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:37 pm

Well well well ...

Church in crisis as only 2% of young adults identify as C of E
Teh Gruniad

For comparison

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_ ... ed_Kingdom
... UK Muslim population in 2011 as 2,786,635, 4.4% of the total population ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligio ... ed_Kingdom
... the next census in 2011 counted 14.1 million irreligious people. ...
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Re: The UK thread

Post by Giz » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:38 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:15 am
WANTED: More magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity among the judiciary
Daily Fail

Don't call me Dim no more, Your Honour call me.


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Obvious solution is to make community service include bench time as a magistrate.