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There, I said it ...

Postby ed » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:40 am

opera bores the piss out of me
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:41 am

If I am ever at the same opera as you, I will be sure to sit upstream and in the balcony.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:41 pm

He's taking about the web browser.

ed is a Internet Explorer Irredentist.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:48 pm

Try the Brave browser. Very manly.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby ed » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:31 pm

I think Google and M$ are in league with the NSA. There, I said it.
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Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:43 pm

Use Duck Duck Go.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:41 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Use Duck Duck Go.


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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby ed » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:22 pm

Abdul is NOT an arab.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Fid » Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:06 pm

ed, the Everglades 'Gator Opossum and Python Festival is staging The Marriage of Figaro. Much chomping constricting and playing dead will ensue also firearms are encouraged. Hope to see you there. (making opera fun again)
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby ed » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:01 pm

Hot, bubbling magma discovered under New England states, scientists say

http://www.wpxi.com/news/trending-now/h ... /666255704

I don't give a shit. For all I care, all of New England can melt and run off into the ocean.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:00 am

I think skeeve is one person, although somewhat schizophrenic.
I think sparks is not necessarily the end of good things, although I do try to avoid him.

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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby ed » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:38 am

Rob, far from caring if you list, I wouldn't shed a tear if you turned turtle.

And I mean it.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:43 am

:?
How does one turn turtle. I'll do it for you.

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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby ed » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:17 am

Rob Lister wrote::?
How does one turn turtle. I'll do it for you.


Jesus Christ. I was being witty.

Lister ~ List as in a boat. A boat lists when it is not trimmed properly.

I then amplified on my bon mot:

turn turtle

To turn upside down. Commonly used for boats and ships that capsize and turn through 180° so their hulls are above their superstructure, but it can refer to any vehicle in a similar position.


carrying the boat analogy further to, what I had assumed, great comedic effect.

Alas, t'was not to be. I am going to bed now. Stay away.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Witness » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:21 am

Rob Lister wrote:I think sparks is not necessarily the end of good things

That is a nasty smear – I have faith in sparks! :x

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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:23 am

Good things Listy?

You motherfucking puss-bucket!!

Get it right: It's NICE things that will not be allowed damnit!

(Wanna have a scotch or five after work Friday?)
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Bruce » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:18 pm

The cure for Opera is Community Theater.

After sitting through a couple hours of Community Theater, you will be begging your wife to take you to the Opera.
Such potential!

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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby WildCat » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:43 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v84qmgZI4I
It's a 3D video, you can see Ed kneeling in his underwear getting the piss bored out of him.
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Re: There, I said it ...

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:57 pm

fuck. I gotta get new friends.


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